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[batmansphoenix]

 ...Ugh, what the fuck happened now?

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[stillabitgreen]

You wouldn't believe me if I told you...

[batmansphoenix]

Try me, I'm listening.

[stillabitgreen]

This place is apparently some type of multiversal nexus?

[batmansphoenix]

[Connor was right, he wouldn't have believed him. But everybody was telling him the same version so...]

...awesome. So what am I supposed to do?

Yay, an UTRH!Jason!

[noonesson]

We talking about the multiverse bullshit, or something else?

\o/ Hiiii

[batmansphoenix]

...[Have a stare] Multiverse bullshit, I guess. [Why do these things always happen to him even]

[noonesson]

*snort* Welcome to the Hub. Come for the random kidnappings, stay for the batshit crazy.

[Hubsplanation goes here.]

[batmansphoenix]

[Hilarious. But then again, he was funny, so yeah.]

Sounds like a fun way to pass the weekend.

Cannot resist possible mindfuck...

[robin_not_hood]

Hi, big-me! You just get here?

omg lil Jay

[batmansphoenix]

[Oh wow. Forgive the stare but he's kind of... lost at words] Guess so? Where the fuck is 'here'...?

That.... has been pretty much everyone's reaction. Yay!

[robin_not_hood]

[The tiny-Jason turns a cartwheel, just for the hell of it.] It's called the Hub! It's like the center of the multiverse or something.

Hang on... [Jason runs around his older counterpart. If big-Jason turns, he'll see tiny-Jason leaning against the bulletin board, which has just appeared.] Ta-da!

lmfao sorry for my lack of originality xD

[batmansphoenix]

[He eyes the bulletin board... but it's honestly hard to keep his eyes out of his younger self. A happier self. Like his dreams and nightmares all out together.]

So I could run across a lot of 'me's around, uh? [And Bruce, and Dick... oh boy]

[earlybird80]

Magic. [What? He's not lying. He's also not standing too close, either. He doesn't know if you're a good Jason or a bad Jason or just... a Jason.]

[batmansphoenix]

Funny. [He doesn't look amused though] And you'd be...?

[earlybird80]

[He begins Hubsplaining the situation to Jason.]

We've yet to meet, in your world? I'm Tim Drake. [He has a funny feeling that you wouldn't like it much if he introduced himself as "Wayne".]

[batmansphoenix]

[He nods] 'fraid so, I don't know that name. Pleasure I guess, Timmy.

I regret nothing!

[greengoesboom]

[Have a small lantern with a disapproving frown] You aren't supposed to say bad words, mister.

....b'awwww

[batmansphoenix]

[Deadpanning Jason is deadpanning]

The name's Jason, not mister. [He ignores the cursing part for now]

He couldn't resist, he likes Jasons

[greengoesboom]

[Kyle floats a little closer, inspecting Jason and crossing his arms.]

No you aren't, Jason is tinier than you.

[batmansphoenix]

[He smirks a bit, assuming he means the Robin!Jason he just met]

Lil me is. I'm the big one, but I'm Jason too.