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[kissofivy]

Step up to the auction block...

Comments

[kissofivy]

1) Comment - you're now a bachelor/bacheloress at a charity auction!
2) Whoever comments is your 'winning bid' (their choice if they want to post how much they won you for.)
3) You're theirs for the night! Have fun!

addendum

[kissofivy]

Yes, I know it should be bachelorettes.

And more than one person can 'win' the auction. Continuity is all up to you people.

[blackcondor_ch]

You're joking right?

[betterthandick]

At least the money goes to a good cause?

[blackcondor_ch]

It does, but you'd think people could just donate to charity and skip the public humiliation.

[betterthandick]

I do like the show though. You look adorable all embarrassed.

[bad_wolf_in_red]

You do realize I'm not actually a bachelor?

[mended_wing]

I'd like to say I was here to save you but it would sound rather silly all things considered.

[he holds his hand out to Jason to help him down from the podium.] At least this way Tim will be safe from having to kill anyone to get you back.

[bad_wolf_in_red]

True, I think he'll just ask if we can share you again.

[mended_wing]

[Dick blushed warmly] I'd...I'd like that.

[pretty_redbird]

This is all for fun. Right?

[rhythm_red]

Come here you. [Reaches up to lift Timmy down from the stage.] Looks like you're mine tonight. [Leering big time.]

[pretty_redbird]

Oh? [He wraps his arms around Jason's neck] I like the sound of that.

[rhythm_red]

I bet you do. [Nuzzles in to kiss Tim's neck, growling in his ear] couldn't let anyone one else take you, my gorgeous little slut.

[devildontexist]

This should be interesting.

[carabid_tim]

[trollface]

There goes my trust fund.

[devildontexist]

This should be very interesting.

[carabid_tim]

[How does he manage to look like a little kid in a candy store and like a supervillain? It's clearly a skill he's practiced for years.]

I don't even know where to start!