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[giveitabooster]

So, look, I brought home a cat...

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[hypocriteonjl]

[Knocks on Booster's door before throwing it open.] Comrade Booster! I come to return movie to you! I very much enjoy the Boogying Nights!

[giveitabooster]

Boogie Nights, Gavril, Boogie Nights.

[Grins]

Did you like it?

[totally petting Max]

[hypocriteonjl]

Da da, very much enjoy it.

[Stares at the cat.] Did not know you had cat.

[devildontexist]

[The cat tilts his head and looks at Gavril, twitching his tail a bit.]

[giveitabooster]

I found him. His name's Killer!

[hypocriteonjl]

He is so floppy!

Vy "Killer"? Is very mean name for the very beautiful kitty. [In that cutesy, acting-like-a-dumbass-in-front-of-animals voice.] Yes you is, yes you is. You is very beautiful kitty. [Pets Max's head.]

[devildontexist]

[Oh, this is funny as hell.]

Mreow.

[Little purr.]

[giveitabooster]

Because he's a cat! They're killers.

And he's not floppy...

[hypocriteonjl]

Oooh look he is pursing! So cute. [More pets for you, Max.] Too cute to be killer.

Is floppy. [Points to fluff.] Very floppy!

[devildontexist]

[He's 'pursing' even more, now. He can't help it, it's comfortable. Completely natural cat reaction.]

[giveitabooster]

Purring, Gavril.

And I think you mean fluffy. Are you talking about his fur?

[Grins, hey the kitty like Gavril!]

[hypocriteonjl]

Da, purring! [Nuzzles the kitty with his chin.] But what is floppy then?

[devildontexist]

[Continued purring, allows the offering of nuzzles.]

[giveitabooster]

Uh, floppy's sort of like... [Booster wonders how best to define it]

Like a wet noodle. Or an arm with no bones in it?

[hypocriteonjl]

[More scruffy nuzzles for you, Max.]

...That sounds like it is hurtful. Floppy does not sound like it is hurtful.

[devildontexist]

[Aaaand 'Killer' will now tickle Gavril's nose with his tail.]