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[howthewarwaswon]

Chronophysics will not get you laid.

Comments

[bumbleb33b]

Sure it will.

[howthewarwaswon]

Evidence?

[bumbleb33b]

Well, I think physics are pretty sexy.

[howthewarwaswon]

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Are you saying you, personally, will have sex with anyone using chronophysics as a romantic aid? Because that's what I'm hearing.

[carabid_tim]

Um. Why are you using chronophysics to try to get laid?

[howthewarwaswon]

Interesting assumption.

I am not, in fact, using chronophysics to try to get laid.

[carabid_tim]

Then why make that comment?

[howthewarwaswon]

That's really the only possible interpretation you can come up with?

Are you the Tim that Blue Beetle adopted? Cause your detective skills need some work.

[rokkofthelegion]

You didn't really investigate time-travel just for that did you?

[howthewarwaswon]

I did more than investigate time travel. But not for that, no. Though I can't deny it was something of an appurtenant issue.

[rokkofthelegion]

You actually developed a means to travel through time? Somehow I doubt that.

And I'm not even touching the reasoning behind it.

[howthewarwaswon]

Your reasoning being?

[demons_heir]

[raises an eyebrow] I'll keep that in mind.

[howthewarwaswon]

That said, don't let that keep you from trying.

[demons_heir]

Ah, but trying what? Chronophysics, getting laid, or using chronophysics as a means to assist in getting laid?

[howthewarwaswon]

Your personal assumption would have indicated a lot about your personality. Unfortunately, you're more insightful than the other Tim, so I'm forced to admit I only meant chronophysics. I honestly have no useful advice re: getting laid, nor using chronophysics to get laid.

[theotherspeedy]

Just how desperate would someone have to be to try that?

[howthewarwaswon]

It's really a matter of knowing your audience, isn't it?