survey............
YOUR NAME
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? zach
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?: justine im pretty sure my mom said
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? FUCK THAT SHIT HOMIE
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Sage
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? nobody mispronounces it, well they do, but on purpose, like calling me ZATCH, or SASH
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? yeah, my last name sucks, id think of a good one
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? nope
(8) Do you think God has a gender? no god
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? yes indeed
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? nope
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? we sleep without a dream.(thank you erika)
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? just a tad
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? usually pretty easy, but i hang out with a lot of funny people, so it depends on how funny you are
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? matt and timmy
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? i laugh at whatever, if its funny im not gunna hold back
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? nope, im usually a pretty kinda person
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? puppy.....next time you see me, try to look at me and say puppy without smiling... its almost impossible, the only person thats ever been able to do it was my mom, but she was drunk, so that doesnt count.
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? i just say whatever, i dont plan it out and write it down, and i usually write serious stuff
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? hahah yep
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? ummm anything by a boy band, most 7/8ths of rap and 5/6ths of country music
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? i dont think about it to much
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? hmm one or anther of dashboard confessionals songs.
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? i don't know Tornado by Mindless Self Indulgence
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? dashboard confessional(my lofe) maybe the juliana theory, the get up kids, yellowcard, i dont know, something like that i suppose
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? any of the above...
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? not sure, i liked bowling for columbine, but that was half and half, some of my friends loved it and some of my friends thought it was borring...
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? In most cases
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? i couldnt ever get through a whole one, but i still thought yoda looked wicked cool haha
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? a comedy that never gets old, and all of your friends make inside jokes and stuff about it, thoes are great.
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? usually documentaries, but bowling for columbine was amazing
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? taste
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? monzerella
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? i like cheese.(agreed)
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? nope, so dont tell me!
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? not untill recently, the girl im kinda with is a vegetarian, and every time i mention going to bk or wendys she said "thoes poor animals" its kinda starting to get to me....
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? PC!!!!. HAAAAAAAAAA mac
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? yah, working computers are good, slow ones suck, and ones without cd burners and all that shizznit
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? it really depends on my mood and what i wanna talk about, most of the time i like to talk face to face, ims are just a way to get out of that, you cant see the person, you dont know thier emotion, its gets things confusing, could cause some major problems, you know....
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? yes, can't tell expressions, and you hide behind a computer!(I AGREE)
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? nope, i have wanted to get stuff on ebay before, but never actually got it, so yah, you know
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? ha all the time
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? all kindsa stuff ya know ;-)...not just the typical guy things..
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? i dont know, mood swings arent fun...
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? i havent really thought much about that stuff, you figure it all out in time, if you talk to the right person...
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? yeah
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? umm i havent thought much about wich one i want most, but ummm, i guess the next one that i would want to get would have to be finch!
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? hahahahaah SHIA LABEOUF(i think i speled that right) AKA: Louis Stevens
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? i havent thought about it, and i dont think anyones gunna be playing me in a movie any time soon, so whatev.
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? YOUR MOMS!
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? nope.
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? no that shits just immature, unless you make it completely clear that your just joking around
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? nope
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? ha nope.
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? nope
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? nope
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? nope
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? as long as i dont have to remember all of them im set.
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? nope
(60) What do you think of pi? well if you put and "e" on the end of that. then its one hell of a tastey desert.
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? i got HORNEY!, jk jk, i could care less, im just doing this thing to waste time
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? i wouldnt think to much of it....just because they would probably only be doing that to get some or something, people are stupid like that these days..
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? if you know the person things will work out better
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? sure,why not
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? since when isnt it socially acceptable, thats sexist, fucking assholes in the world today....
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? there has to be emotional commitment, if its gunna get that serious, i mean that isnt meaningless shit, thats supposed to show your love to someone, not just give you something to do when your horney, ahhhhhhhh,..
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? yep
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? ummm ive herd some do, but i dont see how its possible, look at me, YUCK!
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? ha i wouldnt have to give up sex, 100% pure right here baby....welll with intercoarse at least ;-)
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? i didnt even see it untill you pointed it out
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? umm, all my cd's and my computer....i could go through life with only that
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? a video camera(good thinkin) and ummm a car
(73) How badly do you want it? bad
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? part of it, it looked dumb so i didnt finish
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? Possessed? ha, it just took me a long time! id say about 1 minute
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? whatever, if its what you like to listen to then do it up homeboy!
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? i dont wanna get any older then 16, its a good age, for the most part
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? hmm one year i dressed up as an old man, but the funny thing, i wasnt just an old man, i was ROSS PERO( remember the old fart that was running for president a while back) it was great, i had a walker and an old man mask, and a sign that said vote for me HA!
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had?umm one year i didnt dress up....?? does that count
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? haloween, because there is no serious meaning, its all about getting candy, ha i dont know how that happened, i mean having a holiday just for that, weird!
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? august fools day!, that would be soooo sick, 2 times a year, YEAH< WHAT NOW!
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? alright
(83) How good is your long-term memory? alright
(84) What is your earliest memory? i fell down the stairs when i was 3, and i actually remember it, i dont know how, but i remember it..
(85) What is one of your happiest memory? cant pick one!.
(86) What is your strangest memory? my whole past is strance, so i cant really pick one
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? i dont memorize stuff on purpose, it just happens if i like something enough
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? i dont think ive cried because of a movie in a good deal of time, i think i cried durring the little mermaid when i was a kid, it was my favorite movie ha ha
(89) What book makes/made you cry? the bridge to terebithia
(90) What song makes/made you cry? none, that i can think of
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? actually kinda recently, i went to the mall with justin and another kid named randy, and you know thoes picture making machines that you put money in and they take your picture, well randy mooned it, and got a picture of his ass, and this was in the middle of the mall, i was laughin so hard i was tearing up and my stomache hurt, it was great!
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? nope
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? FUCK THAT SHIT HOMIE
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? freaky bolt of lighthing very very frightning me ( haha i know the song, i think everyone makes up the wrong words to it hahaha)
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? i do it all the time, but it just seems to routine that it doesnt mean anything anymore, i wish it wasnt used to much, it would have a lot more meaning behind it
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? ummm, i am of the male gender???
(1) The singular boring question: What is your name? zach
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been?: justine im pretty sure my mom said
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? FUCK THAT SHIT HOMIE
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Sage
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? nobody mispronounces it, well they do, but on purpose, like calling me ZATCH, or SASH
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? yeah, my last name sucks, id think of a good one
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(7) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? nope
(8) Do you think God has a gender? no god
(9) Do you think science counteracts religion? yes indeed
(10) Do you believe in organized religion? nope
(11) Where do you think we go when we die? we sleep without a dream.(thank you erika)
(12) Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? just a tad
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? usually pretty easy, but i hang out with a lot of funny people, so it depends on how funny you are
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? matt and timmy
(15) Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? i laugh at whatever, if its funny im not gunna hold back
(16) Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? nope, im usually a pretty kinda person
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? puppy.....next time you see me, try to look at me and say puppy without smiling... its almost impossible, the only person thats ever been able to do it was my mom, but she was drunk, so that doesnt count.
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? i just say whatever, i dont plan it out and write it down, and i usually write serious stuff
MUSIC
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? hahah yep
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? ummm anything by a boy band, most 7/8ths of rap and 5/6ths of country music
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? i dont think about it to much
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? hmm one or anther of dashboard confessionals songs.
(23) What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? i don't know Tornado by Mindless Self Indulgence
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? dashboard confessional(my lofe) maybe the juliana theory, the get up kids, yellowcard, i dont know, something like that i suppose
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? any of the above...
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? not sure, i liked bowling for columbine, but that was half and half, some of my friends loved it and some of my friends thought it was borring...
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? In most cases
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? i couldnt ever get through a whole one, but i still thought yoda looked wicked cool haha
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? a comedy that never gets old, and all of your friends make inside jokes and stuff about it, thoes are great.
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? usually documentaries, but bowling for columbine was amazing
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? taste
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? monzerella
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? i like cheese.(agreed)
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? nope, so dont tell me!
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? not untill recently, the girl im kinda with is a vegetarian, and every time i mention going to bk or wendys she said "thoes poor animals" its kinda starting to get to me....
COMPUTERS
(36) Mac or PC? PC!!!!. HAAAAAAAAAA mac
(37) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer, as long as it works? yah, working computers are good, slow ones suck, and ones without cd burners and all that shizznit
(38) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? it really depends on my mood and what i wanna talk about, most of the time i like to talk face to face, ims are just a way to get out of that, you cant see the person, you dont know thier emotion, its gets things confusing, could cause some major problems, you know....
(39) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? yes, can't tell expressions, and you hide behind a computer!(I AGREE)
(40) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? nope, i have wanted to get stuff on ebay before, but never actually got it, so yah, you know
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? ha all the time
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? all kindsa stuff ya know ;-)...not just the typical guy things..
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? i dont know, mood swings arent fun...
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? i havent really thought much about that stuff, you figure it all out in time, if you talk to the right person...
CELEBRITIES
(45) Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? yeah
(46) What celebrity's autograph do you want most? umm i havent thought much about wich one i want most, but ummm, i guess the next one that i would want to get would have to be finch!
(47) Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? hahahahaah SHIA LABEOUF(i think i speled that right) AKA: Louis Stevens
(48) If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? i havent thought about it, and i dont think anyones gunna be playing me in a movie any time soon, so whatev.
(50) If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? YOUR MOMS!
(51) Do you want to be John Malkovich? nope.
NUMBERS
(52) Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? no that shits just immature, unless you make it completely clear that your just joking around
(53) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? nope
(54) Do you actually know your Social Security Number? ha nope.
(55) Do you actually know your IP address? nope
(56) Do you know what an IP address is? nope
(57) Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? nope
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? as long as i dont have to remember all of them im set.
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? nope
(60) What do you think of pi? well if you put and "e" on the end of that. then its one hell of a tastey desert.
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? i got HORNEY!, jk jk, i could care less, im just doing this thing to waste time
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? i wouldnt think to much of it....just because they would probably only be doing that to get some or something, people are stupid like that these days..
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? if you know the person things will work out better
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? sure,why not
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? since when isnt it socially acceptable, thats sexist, fucking assholes in the world today....
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? there has to be emotional commitment, if its gunna get that serious, i mean that isnt meaningless shit, thats supposed to show your love to someone, not just give you something to do when your horney, ahhhhhhhh,..
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? yep
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? ummm ive herd some do, but i dont see how its possible, look at me, YUCK!
(69) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? ha i wouldnt have to give up sex, 100% pure right here baby....welll with intercoarse at least ;-)
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? i didnt even see it untill you pointed it out
POSSESSIONS
(71) What is your favorite possession? umm, all my cd's and my computer....i could go through life with only that
(72) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? a video camera(good thinkin) and ummm a car
(73) How badly do you want it? bad
(74) Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? part of it, it looked dumb so i didnt finish
(75) How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? Possessed? ha, it just took me a long time! id say about 1 minute
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? whatever, if its what you like to listen to then do it up homeboy!
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? i dont wanna get any older then 16, its a good age, for the most part
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? hmm one year i dressed up as an old man, but the funny thing, i wasnt just an old man, i was ROSS PERO( remember the old fart that was running for president a while back) it was great, i had a walker and an old man mask, and a sign that said vote for me HA!
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had?umm one year i didnt dress up....?? does that count
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? haloween, because there is no serious meaning, its all about getting candy, ha i dont know how that happened, i mean having a holiday just for that, weird!
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? august fools day!, that would be soooo sick, 2 times a year, YEAH< WHAT NOW!
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? alright
(83) How good is your long-term memory? alright
(84) What is your earliest memory? i fell down the stairs when i was 3, and i actually remember it, i dont know how, but i remember it..
(85) What is one of your happiest memory? cant pick one!.
(86) What is your strangest memory? my whole past is strance, so i cant really pick one
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? i dont memorize stuff on purpose, it just happens if i like something enough
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? i dont think ive cried because of a movie in a good deal of time, i think i cried durring the little mermaid when i was a kid, it was my favorite movie ha ha
(89) What book makes/made you cry? the bridge to terebithia
(90) What song makes/made you cry? none, that i can think of
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? actually kinda recently, i went to the mall with justin and another kid named randy, and you know thoes picture making machines that you put money in and they take your picture, well randy mooned it, and got a picture of his ass, and this was in the middle of the mall, i was laughin so hard i was tearing up and my stomache hurt, it was great!
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? nope
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? FUCK THAT SHIT HOMIE
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? freaky bolt of lighthing very very frightning me ( haha i know the song, i think everyone makes up the wrong words to it hahaha)
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? i do it all the time, but it just seems to routine that it doesnt mean anything anymore, i wish it wasnt used to much, it would have a lot more meaning behind it
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? ummm, i am of the male gender???