its all good man turn me on
what the fuck.cant i be happy?why...why the fuck is it so much to ask?i just dont understand.why do the best things always have to take a turn for the worse,then never leave.
atleast i have lissa & ryan.they keep my sanity.im inlove with them.
oh by the way..i stole this from jamie...how hysterical...
Barbie Dolls Inc. Announces The Release Today of Models of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for the Baltimore Market:
Columbia Barbie
This princess Barbie is only sold at the Mall in Columbia. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog and a cookie cutter house. Options include tummy tuck, face lift and a workaholic Ken.
Towson Barbie
This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan, gets lost easily, and has no full time occupation or
secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Optional matching gym outfit.
Edmondson Avenue Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a slammed Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted windows and a Methadone Clinic Ken. Also available in a jailbird version with orange coveralls.
Federal Hill Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a souped up Hummer 2, Starbucks cup, credit card and shallow Ken.
Dundalk Barbie
This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light and a Hank, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's ass when she's drunk. A pickup is available with Confederate flag bumper stickers. She is available only at Eastpoint Mall.
Owings Mills Barbie
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie has had more facelifts than she has fused fingers. She comes with a hairstyle that could withstand a hurricane, a mah-jongg set and an Infiniti which she can't drive and bitches about her kids not carting her around.
Glen Burnie Barbie (this Barbie actually comes in two variations)
* Pasadena Barbie is available with your choice of 70s bitch-flip hairdos, a Ford Ranger pickup, and a pit bull.
* "Classic" version has a mouth that is firmly closed so as not to show her summer teeth, Daisy Dukes so tight you can see camel toe, and a half T-shirt that guarantees you can see her navel piercing and at least 5 tattoos. Both versions swear incessantly and are not recommended for children.
Essex Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie still has not learned that you can't wear high-heeled sandals from Payless with no pedicure and without breaking a heel and falling while you chase your beer gutted mullet wearing boyfriend. Her make-up is dark red lip liner with lips covered in a sparkly pink color or no fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back of her jeans, a white barely-there see-through shirt. Her long, layered hair is bleached/highlighted and BIG. Accessories include
CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi and a 1996 Camaro Z-28.
D.C. Commuter Barbie
This bitch of a Barbie comes with a Ford SUV, a knife to stab other Barbies in the back and tons of makeup. Carnivore Ken sold separately.
Hampden aka Hey, Hon! Barbie
This Barbie is the same model of Barbie that was released in 1982. She comes with shoulder pads, dark polyester skirt, white pantyhose and a bad haircut. Options include Ravens shirt, Wal-Mart purse and outdated shoes.
atleast i have lissa & ryan.they keep my sanity.im inlove with them.
oh by the way..i stole this from jamie...how hysterical...
Barbie Dolls Inc. Announces The Release Today of Models of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for the Baltimore Market:
Columbia Barbie
This princess Barbie is only sold at the Mall in Columbia. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog and a cookie cutter house. Options include tummy tuck, face lift and a workaholic Ken.
Towson Barbie
This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan, gets lost easily, and has no full time occupation or
secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Optional matching gym outfit.
Edmondson Avenue Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a slammed Chevrolet with oversized wheels and tinted windows and a Methadone Clinic Ken. Also available in a jailbird version with orange coveralls.
Federal Hill Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports car or a souped up Hummer 2, Starbucks cup, credit card and shallow Ken.
Dundalk Barbie
This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack of Coors Light and a Hank, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's ass when she's drunk. A pickup is available with Confederate flag bumper stickers. She is available only at Eastpoint Mall.
Owings Mills Barbie
This collagen injected, rhino plastic Barbie has had more facelifts than she has fused fingers. She comes with a hairstyle that could withstand a hurricane, a mah-jongg set and an Infiniti which she can't drive and bitches about her kids not carting her around.
Glen Burnie Barbie (this Barbie actually comes in two variations)
* Pasadena Barbie is available with your choice of 70s bitch-flip hairdos, a Ford Ranger pickup, and a pit bull.
* "Classic" version has a mouth that is firmly closed so as not to show her summer teeth, Daisy Dukes so tight you can see camel toe, and a half T-shirt that guarantees you can see her navel piercing and at least 5 tattoos. Both versions swear incessantly and are not recommended for children.
Essex Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie still has not learned that you can't wear high-heeled sandals from Payless with no pedicure and without breaking a heel and falling while you chase your beer gutted mullet wearing boyfriend. Her make-up is dark red lip liner with lips covered in a sparkly pink color or no fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back of her jeans, a white barely-there see-through shirt. Her long, layered hair is bleached/highlighted and BIG. Accessories include
CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi and a 1996 Camaro Z-28.
D.C. Commuter Barbie
This bitch of a Barbie comes with a Ford SUV, a knife to stab other Barbies in the back and tons of makeup. Carnivore Ken sold separately.
Hampden aka Hey, Hon! Barbie
This Barbie is the same model of Barbie that was released in 1982. She comes with shoulder pads, dark polyester skirt, white pantyhose and a bad haircut. Options include Ravens shirt, Wal-Mart purse and outdated shoes.