The Tale Of The Fish And The...Penis
Yes, you heard correctly. Sounds bizarre, yes? Well it is! This is the original story:
www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,,24353334-5012895,00.html
What concerns me is that he was holding the fish whilst he was cleaning the tank...and then he went to the toilet (with the fish)...and then the fish went into his penis...while he was urinating? What was it? A freaking salmon?! He was urinating people! If water was coming out of his penis how the hell did the fish get up there against the flow?
I think the parents and the boy might have lied little bit to the papers - just so their kid didn't look like a sexual pervert! Now I've got nothing about sexual pervasion but a fish? Come on - at least make the lie credible!!
I really hope it was worth it!
www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,,24353334-5012895,00.html
What concerns me is that he was holding the fish whilst he was cleaning the tank...and then he went to the toilet (with the fish)...and then the fish went into his penis...while he was urinating? What was it? A freaking salmon?! He was urinating people! If water was coming out of his penis how the hell did the fish get up there against the flow?
I think the parents and the boy might have lied little bit to the papers - just so their kid didn't look like a sexual pervert! Now I've got nothing about sexual pervasion but a fish? Come on - at least make the lie credible!!
I really hope it was worth it!