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"Man my wife is so dumb! She went out and bought a refridgerator!" says Paddy.
"Whats wrong with that?" asks Murphy.
"We dont have any electricity!" cries Paddy.
"Yeah thats nothing. My wife went out and bought a washing machine!" says Murphy
"Whats wrong with that?" asks Paddy
"We dont have running water!" cries Murphy.
"Thats nothing!" says Jock, "I was going through my wifes bag the other day and i found some condoms!"
"Whats wrong with that?" Paddy and Murphy ask warily.
Jock looks incredulously at them.
"Whats wrong with that?! She doesnt even have a dick!!!" Jock cries.

good old Mum...and Koshie.