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dcdumbass

move along, nothing to see here

Sep 17, 2004 10:49

As much as I appreciate the attempt to aid me in my time of patheticism. The conversation string was just a constant reminder of how much I suck. So I've decided to make a small update in hope of diverting the subject a little. Less of conversation about a specific failure, but more an analyzation of my failure in general. I think I may have ( Read more... )

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Re: this is our dorkiest thread ever mountain_douche September 23 2004, 11:46:59 UTC

Oh, by the way, I officially uninstalled FFXI. I tried playing it the other day and it was going to require a massive download and upgrade, which conflicted with my desire to install Illustrator and Dreamweaver on my home machine, so I just got rid of it. It took 45 fucking minutes to uninstall.

I'm playing the good path right now, as usual, but the fucking morons who live in this world make it hard. I had this one asshole who kept walking right into my line of fire when I was taking the archery test in the guild. He got me sent to the principals office where Maze torn me a new one for attacking guild members. I rarely use magic, a)because I don't like the fact that it makes you turn old and bald quickly, b) because without fail it will fry some "innocent" douchebag who wanders into the lightning storm to taunt me for being a "chicken chaser." Oh, and then I got in trouble for taking out my new sword in a town, swinging it once, and breaking some guys crate. Apparently, in this world, anything so severe as littering brands you as "evil."

Re: this is our dorkiest thread ever dcdumbass September 23 2004, 15:15:26 UTC

you've just gotta follow the laws. No worries about getting evil points though, you can always swing your good and evil points back and forth. It's not as linear with that as Knights was. Hell eating some tofu gives you good points, but eating a baby chick will give you evil points, so watch that.

Wow, you took days off when dave came home. Will you do that this christmas for me and ryan?

BTW, you are gonna age anyway, magic will be your best friend by the end. Some spells are practically a neccesity when you start fighting like 50 dudes at once. You could wait for now though. Lighnting sucks anyway.

I totally talked on the phone with Ryan for like 2 hours yesterday about this game.

Re: this is our dorkiest thread ever mountain_douche September 23 2004, 15:26:13 UTC

Magic? Magic is for pussies. I can shoot approximately 50 arrows in 1 second right now so nobody lays a hand on my sexy ass.

And no, I won't take off time when everyone is home for Xmas...

...because I have most of December and January as paid leave.

Re: this is our dorkiest thread ever dcdumbass September 23 2004, 15:46:15 UTC

Arrows are good, you can do a lot with those. I stuck mostly with Melee combat. Trust me though, eventually you are gonna want at least force push, and heal is excellent for escort missions as it heals everyone around you as well. There's nothing worse than toiling for 30 minutes escorting someone just to have them get killed near the end and then having to repeat the quest. Maybe....Just maybe....AIDS is worse than that.

Re: this is our dorkiest thread ever ryansez September 23 2004, 20:00:13 UTC

Just beat it last night. Only spell I got personally was level 3 of force push. After going through as a neutral guy I started my obese, evil, magic user.

Here are some pics of the guy I beat the game with. First is him while I was playing the game, second is him after I beat it. It's fun running around beating people with the frying pan.

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