...Had to be done.
So I'm lying in bed and for some reason I can't recall, I started thinking about the X-Men and the Summers Family Tree. I don't know why. All I know is, I had to get it out of my head.
Of course, I look at it now and I realize that I should have added Valeria as a sister to Franklin Richards, and Johnny Storm as brother to Sue Richards. Of course, had I the room I would then have put in Alicia Masters (and her father Philip, the Puppet Master) and that Skrull chick who was impersonating Alicia when she married Johnny (I forget her name! Argh!), and I would have made note of Lilandra's relationship with Charles Xavier and then noted Chuck's past relationship with Gabrielle Haller and their son Legion...
...but fuckit, you got a "family tree" that includes space pirates. There's several robots, members of Marvel's "big three" superteams, even a mention of Mephisto for God's sake. I mean... Jesus, Marvel is fucked up, yo.
Of course, I look at it now and I realize that I should have added Valeria as a sister to Franklin Richards, and Johnny Storm as brother to Sue Richards. Of course, had I the room I would then have put in Alicia Masters (and her father Philip, the Puppet Master) and that Skrull chick who was impersonating Alicia when she married Johnny (I forget her name! Argh!), and I would have made note of Lilandra's relationship with Charles Xavier and then noted Chuck's past relationship with Gabrielle Haller and their son Legion...
...but fuckit, you got a "family tree" that includes space pirates. There's several robots, members of Marvel's "big three" superteams, even a mention of Mephisto for God's sake. I mean... Jesus, Marvel is fucked up, yo.