FIC: Vainglorious (2/?)
Title: Vainglorious
Authour: Saitaina
Rating: Full Story: NC-17/ Chapter: PG-13
Characters: Kuroba Kaito, Kaitou Kid, Hakuba Saguru
Pairings: Kaitou Kid/Kuroba Kaito, Kaitou Kid/Hakuba Saguru
Summary: Kaito finds Kaitou Kid before a heist and gets more then he bargained for.
WARNINGS: Sex, sex and more sex.
Notes: This was supposed to be a one, maybe two-shot...then Saguru and Kid mugged me in a dark alley with plot.
Chapter Two: Learning
Be who you are, and say what you feel. Because those that mind won't matter, and those who matter won't mind. -Dr. Theodore Seuss
"I heard you had a bit of excitement before the heist,"
Kid looked up from securing the roof door, smiling at the blond leaning over the railing. "Jealous?" he purred, moving up behind Saguru, watching the crowd over the detective's shoulder.
"Should I be?" Saguru asked, raising his eyes to glance at the thief before turning back to the mass below. "What are you doing, Kid?"
"Feeling you up?" Kid wiggled his fingers against Saguru's chest, having slid under the blonde's large coat and shirt to warm his hands.
Saguru rolled is eyes, resting a hand against the thief's. "Kaito wasn't supposed to be involved, you know that."
"You started it, Tantei-san. I wasn't the one running across Ekoda screaming his guilt,"
"He fit the profile…"
"You manipulated the profile," Kid interrupted, leaning against Saguru's back, still hugging him. "You kept my true age out of the range of it."
"It's not like I had a choice, you couldn't stop screwing up,"
"Bite me. I wasn't exactly used to having a large role yet. One cannot go from cat burglar to Phantom Thief overnight." It was an old argument, but a comfortable one, something to chase away the chill of the changing game.
"Still doesn't explain why you screwed him into the wall," Saguru said, returning back to the original topic.
"Ne, you would have too if you had to listen to him as much as I do. Besides, I got bored and you were too busy flirting with Nakamori,"
"First of all, that was disgusting, secondly…no wait, I'm not past the disgusting part yet," Saguru said with a grimace.
Kid laughed, finally pulling his hands out of Saguru's shirt, slipping back on his gloves. "How much time do you think we have before the Task Force catches up?" He asked, eyes glinting mischievously.
"Enough for me to throw you over the railing if you think I'm letting you get laid twice in one night," Saguru muttered, tilting his head down for the kiss he knew Kid wanted. "Will you come by tonight?"
Kid shrugged, mouth too busy against Saguru's lips, indulging in the soft, chaste kiss. Finally pulling away he busied himself with straitening Saguru's clothes. "I might, depends on if I can get away,"
"Your mother is a slave driver," Saguru said, thinking of the spirited brunette Kid had introduced him to the moment he stepped foot on Japanese soil. "I'll leave the window open," He leaned in for another kiss, pausing when he heard the door click open, knowing it was too soon for the Task Force to be free of whatever trick Kid left to give them some time alone.
Kaito stood there, staring, mouth slightly agape as he took in the scene. "I…er...Nakamori sent me up here to find you, Hakuba-kun,"
"Mm, this was not intentional," Kid murmured before Saguru could accuse him of setting them up. "Saturday, bring him." Stealing the almost forgotten kiss, Kid tipped his hat to Kaito and fell off the roof over the railing, glider catching the air.
Kaito watched the thief vanish before looking at the detective, confusion written across his face.
---
A man was lying across the park bench reading a book, his head pillowed in Saguru's lap.
That was the first thing Kaito noticed as he approached the meeting place that Saguru had told him about almost a week ago at Kaitou Kid's last heist. Slowing to watch the pair, Kaito bit his lip as the took in the small details, the simple ease in which the pair moved around each other, speaking of years in comfort and closeness. It pulled at something in his chest, causing Kaito to rub against the spot as if it were a physical ache. Lowering his hand, he cleared his throat, watching as the man glanced up at him over his sunglasses before returning to the novel in his hands.
Saguru flicked the last of his rice towards a grouping of doves, before motioning Kaito closer, inviting him into the invisible bubbles of privacy the pair seem to have erected. "Kuroba Kaito, Sisy Pine."
The man on Kaito's lap wiggled his fingers, still not paying much attention to the teenager, a banana appearing out of no where to rest against his lips, absently chewed on as he read. Kaito raised an eyebrow, looking at Saguru questioningly.
"Ignore him; he's not usually conscious this early,"
"Your hawk is trying to chase my doves," Sisy said randomly and Saguru cursed, looking around to find Watson and said doves.
The voice sent a shiver down Kaito's spine and he re-focused on the man in Saguru's lap, wondering how he could have missed it in the first place, but then again, Saguru had said nothing about Kid joining them for…whatever the hell he had been invited here for.
Though, now Kaito had to wonder whose face the man was wearing.
"You don't have to stand there forever," Kid said, watching Kaito. "I don't bite…hard,"
"Bullshit," Kaito muttered, fighting the urge to rub his shoulder where Kid's bite mark lay still. Instead he took a seat, choosing to sit on Kid's legs since the thief seemed dis-inclined to move them at the moment. "Why am I here?"
"We thought you might have questions, and as such, we generally have answers," Saguru said, offering Kaito a donut, only to have Kid take a bite out of it.
Kaito took the donut from Saguru, ignoring the smirking thief as he took a bite. "So, how do you two know each other anyway?"
"Saguru-chan arrested me a few years back in London, we made a deal," Kid said, taking another donut from the box in Saguru's lap. "Said deal lead to sex, much, much sex, and thus, here we are."
Kaito made a noise, finishing off his donut and selecting another. "Why haven't you arrested him again yet?" Kaito asked Saguru.
"That was part of our deal," Saguru said, taking a sip of his tea and watching Watson. "Sisy has something he has to do as Kid, something above and beyond my role as a detective, thus, I allow him to be a thief to accomplish that goal. However," Saguru paused, grabbing one of Kid's hands, retrieving Kaito's wallet from it. "He is not allowed to be a normal thief anymore, or else,"
Kid made a face at that, returning to his book. "I like being a thief, it's what I'm good at," he muttered.
"What is it you have to do," Kaito asked, and blinked, as both men froze.
"That's not…my story to tell you." Kid said softly, looking at Kaito. "At least not yet. I…" He bit his lip, trying to figure out what to say, that wouldn't go against a dead man's last wish.
Saguru reached down, threading Kid's fingers through his, holding the thief's hand. "We can only tell you right now that it's important enough to keep doing, but Sisy is right, the time to know is not right now."
Kaito nodded, understanding that, after all, he was a magician's son; he knew secrets and hidden truths well. "Alright," he said, nodding to himself. He then paused mid bite, almost choking. "We had sex,"
"Yes," Kid said, drawing out the word, wondering where Kaito was going with that comment.
"We had sex. But you…he…condoms! There were no condoms!"
Kid snickered, perusing the donut for the perfect one and taking a bite before responding to the rather panicky magician. "You were a virgin, thus there was no need."
"But you and he…and you…" Kaito frowned at Saguru who had smacked him upside the back of the head. "I doubt I'm the first person you've ever slept with besides Saguru." he finished.
"Of course not. Monotony is boring, however, I do happen to know that I was tested just yesterday and everything is fine. However, if you would feel more comfortable, I'd be happy to use a condom next time."
"Next…time?"
"Of course, I don't think I got nearly enough time to play with you with only ten minutes and despite the fact I don't usually share my toys, I know a detective who wouldn't min…" Kid was cut off as Saguru's hand clamped around his mouth, golden brown eyes promising a very painful and messy death if he continued the sentence.
Kaito raised an eyebrow at the pair, wondering just what he had gotten himself into. He yelped slightly as something dug into his scalp and he rolled his eyes up, looking at the bird perched on his head. "Er, one of yours?" he asked, hoping it was one of Kid's doves and not a random pigeon who decided that Kaito was worthy of following him home.
"Raymonde," Kid said, holding out a hand for the dove to rest on, crumbling a bit of his honey glazed donut into the palm for her to snack on. "The other three are around here somewhere, though I'm sure Watson is doing her level best to annoy them,"
"She wouldn't annoy them if they weren't tasty," Saguru said, picking up Kid's book and reading where he had left off before the thief stole it.
"Doves are friends not food,"
Saguru blinked, before turning to stare at Kid. "Who the hell let you near Finding Nemo?"
Kid just smirked, lifting his legs to set them on Kaito's lap, snuggling between the two. "Sleepy now," he murmured, pushing his sunglasses up to cover his eyes, one arm blocking the sun from entering the top of the frames as he settled in to take a nap in the sun.
Saguru sighed, running his fingers through Kid's hair before looking at Kaito. The other boy seemed to be absorbing the meeting well, although that could have been the fact that he looked about ready to follow Kid into sleep. Saguru smiled, shifting slightly to make himself more comfortable, before reaching out and tipping Kaito down, so that the teenager rested against Kid's chest, their legs entwined. "It's more comfortable just to relax,"
Kaito made a soft humming sound of agreement, before stretching out fully, one arm curling around Kid as he settled in to catch up on the sleep he missed while preparing his latest prank.
---
"Why did you tell him my name was Sisy?" Kid asked, straddling Saguru's lap as the detective tried to read his homework…which seemed to be mixed in with heist plans and a few particularly gruesome crime scene photos.
"Because I refuse to call you by that asinine name and it's what I usually call you anyway," Saguru said, lifting the file above Kid's head, trying to figure out why the hell there were blueprints for the Tokyo National Museum's Hyokeikan Gallery in the middle of his English notes.
"Asinine or not, it is name, Saguru. Legal and everything." Kid said, taking away the folder and tossing it to the floor, tilting the blond's head up. "Now say it…" he teased, his lips brushing over Saguru's as he spoke.
"Arsène," Saguru whispered, completely sealing their lips together in a hungry kiss as he held Kid's hips.
Kid moaned softly, a thrill running through him at the sound of his name. It was rare for the detective to allow him the pleasure of being called it and each time it send jolts through his body to listen to the beautiful, British accent caress the letters. "Again," he groaned, pressing his hips against Saguru's, moaning.
"Fuck me, Arsène Lupin," Saguru growled, pressing up against Kid's body, his lips latching onto a patch of skin above Kid's pulse.
"Mm, want to ride you instead, see how much bounce your new chair offers," Kid said, giving a soft giggle as Saguru's tongue hit a ticklish point. "Thing we have time before Baaya comes to track you down?"
"I gave Baaya the night off, and even told the Task Force to find another detective for the night…"
"So barring murder, I have you all to myself, hmm?" Kid grinned and bit Saguru's lip before sliding free of the detective's lap, standing. He blew a kiss at Saguru before starting Saguru's favorite brand of foreplay, a strip tease.
Saguru grinned, getting comfortable in his chair, quite eager to get the nights festivities going.
---
Kaito sat in his bedroom, staring up at the large portrait of his father, his mind spinning in circles about what he had…and more importantly, what he hadn't learned that morning. "What do I do now, dad?"
Toichi's image simply smiled down at his son and Kaito sighed, brushing his fingers over the oil paint clad legs. There was a sound, and Kaito frowned, standing, leaning closer to the paining as he tried to figure out where the sound was coming from.
Faintly, almost completely hidden by the wall, he could hear humming, not the sort that came with most electronics, but instead, a soft humming that seemed to come from a human voice box.
Kaito pushed harder against the picture, frowning before reaching to the sides of the gilt frame, trying to lift the painting from the wall. It didn't budge and Kaito cursed quietly, knowing that the painting shouldn't have been too heavy for him to move.
He switched to the side of the image, trying to peer behind it, only to find the frame embedded into the wall. He stepped away, quietly trying to figure out what was going on, when the painting started to move. Slowly at first, before spinning open fully, Kaito blinked, staring at Kid in shock.
Kid, for his part, seemed rather surprised as well to find Kaito home, before the expression was smoothed over by the blank face the older man generally wore.
"Mom!" Kaito yelled, only to find the shout echoed by Kid, earning the thief a glare.
Chikage came running at the duel voices and yelped, staring at the two who were glaring at each other. "I think…we have a lot to talk about. Arsene, close the door, Kaito, go set the table. Now!" she added, when neither boy moved, before watching them head downstairs. Turning to the painting she shook her head. "You just had to leave this mess to me, didn't you, Toichi?" She asked the painting, before stealing herself for what was to come.
Authour: Saitaina
Rating: Full Story: NC-17/ Chapter: PG-13
Characters: Kuroba Kaito, Kaitou Kid, Hakuba Saguru
Pairings: Kaitou Kid/Kuroba Kaito, Kaitou Kid/Hakuba Saguru
Summary: Kaito finds Kaitou Kid before a heist and gets more then he bargained for.
WARNINGS: Sex, sex and more sex.
Notes: This was supposed to be a one, maybe two-shot...then Saguru and Kid mugged me in a dark alley with plot.
Chapter Two: Learning
Be who you are, and say what you feel. Because those that mind won't matter, and those who matter won't mind. -Dr. Theodore Seuss
"I heard you had a bit of excitement before the heist,"
Kid looked up from securing the roof door, smiling at the blond leaning over the railing. "Jealous?" he purred, moving up behind Saguru, watching the crowd over the detective's shoulder.
"Should I be?" Saguru asked, raising his eyes to glance at the thief before turning back to the mass below. "What are you doing, Kid?"
"Feeling you up?" Kid wiggled his fingers against Saguru's chest, having slid under the blonde's large coat and shirt to warm his hands.
Saguru rolled is eyes, resting a hand against the thief's. "Kaito wasn't supposed to be involved, you know that."
"You started it, Tantei-san. I wasn't the one running across Ekoda screaming his guilt,"
"He fit the profile…"
"You manipulated the profile," Kid interrupted, leaning against Saguru's back, still hugging him. "You kept my true age out of the range of it."
"It's not like I had a choice, you couldn't stop screwing up,"
"Bite me. I wasn't exactly used to having a large role yet. One cannot go from cat burglar to Phantom Thief overnight." It was an old argument, but a comfortable one, something to chase away the chill of the changing game.
"Still doesn't explain why you screwed him into the wall," Saguru said, returning back to the original topic.
"Ne, you would have too if you had to listen to him as much as I do. Besides, I got bored and you were too busy flirting with Nakamori,"
"First of all, that was disgusting, secondly…no wait, I'm not past the disgusting part yet," Saguru said with a grimace.
Kid laughed, finally pulling his hands out of Saguru's shirt, slipping back on his gloves. "How much time do you think we have before the Task Force catches up?" He asked, eyes glinting mischievously.
"Enough for me to throw you over the railing if you think I'm letting you get laid twice in one night," Saguru muttered, tilting his head down for the kiss he knew Kid wanted. "Will you come by tonight?"
Kid shrugged, mouth too busy against Saguru's lips, indulging in the soft, chaste kiss. Finally pulling away he busied himself with straitening Saguru's clothes. "I might, depends on if I can get away,"
"Your mother is a slave driver," Saguru said, thinking of the spirited brunette Kid had introduced him to the moment he stepped foot on Japanese soil. "I'll leave the window open," He leaned in for another kiss, pausing when he heard the door click open, knowing it was too soon for the Task Force to be free of whatever trick Kid left to give them some time alone.
Kaito stood there, staring, mouth slightly agape as he took in the scene. "I…er...Nakamori sent me up here to find you, Hakuba-kun,"
"Mm, this was not intentional," Kid murmured before Saguru could accuse him of setting them up. "Saturday, bring him." Stealing the almost forgotten kiss, Kid tipped his hat to Kaito and fell off the roof over the railing, glider catching the air.
Kaito watched the thief vanish before looking at the detective, confusion written across his face.
---
A man was lying across the park bench reading a book, his head pillowed in Saguru's lap.
That was the first thing Kaito noticed as he approached the meeting place that Saguru had told him about almost a week ago at Kaitou Kid's last heist. Slowing to watch the pair, Kaito bit his lip as the took in the small details, the simple ease in which the pair moved around each other, speaking of years in comfort and closeness. It pulled at something in his chest, causing Kaito to rub against the spot as if it were a physical ache. Lowering his hand, he cleared his throat, watching as the man glanced up at him over his sunglasses before returning to the novel in his hands.
Saguru flicked the last of his rice towards a grouping of doves, before motioning Kaito closer, inviting him into the invisible bubbles of privacy the pair seem to have erected. "Kuroba Kaito, Sisy Pine."
The man on Kaito's lap wiggled his fingers, still not paying much attention to the teenager, a banana appearing out of no where to rest against his lips, absently chewed on as he read. Kaito raised an eyebrow, looking at Saguru questioningly.
"Ignore him; he's not usually conscious this early,"
"Your hawk is trying to chase my doves," Sisy said randomly and Saguru cursed, looking around to find Watson and said doves.
The voice sent a shiver down Kaito's spine and he re-focused on the man in Saguru's lap, wondering how he could have missed it in the first place, but then again, Saguru had said nothing about Kid joining them for…whatever the hell he had been invited here for.
Though, now Kaito had to wonder whose face the man was wearing.
"You don't have to stand there forever," Kid said, watching Kaito. "I don't bite…hard,"
"Bullshit," Kaito muttered, fighting the urge to rub his shoulder where Kid's bite mark lay still. Instead he took a seat, choosing to sit on Kid's legs since the thief seemed dis-inclined to move them at the moment. "Why am I here?"
"We thought you might have questions, and as such, we generally have answers," Saguru said, offering Kaito a donut, only to have Kid take a bite out of it.
Kaito took the donut from Saguru, ignoring the smirking thief as he took a bite. "So, how do you two know each other anyway?"
"Saguru-chan arrested me a few years back in London, we made a deal," Kid said, taking another donut from the box in Saguru's lap. "Said deal lead to sex, much, much sex, and thus, here we are."
Kaito made a noise, finishing off his donut and selecting another. "Why haven't you arrested him again yet?" Kaito asked Saguru.
"That was part of our deal," Saguru said, taking a sip of his tea and watching Watson. "Sisy has something he has to do as Kid, something above and beyond my role as a detective, thus, I allow him to be a thief to accomplish that goal. However," Saguru paused, grabbing one of Kid's hands, retrieving Kaito's wallet from it. "He is not allowed to be a normal thief anymore, or else,"
Kid made a face at that, returning to his book. "I like being a thief, it's what I'm good at," he muttered.
"What is it you have to do," Kaito asked, and blinked, as both men froze.
"That's not…my story to tell you." Kid said softly, looking at Kaito. "At least not yet. I…" He bit his lip, trying to figure out what to say, that wouldn't go against a dead man's last wish.
Saguru reached down, threading Kid's fingers through his, holding the thief's hand. "We can only tell you right now that it's important enough to keep doing, but Sisy is right, the time to know is not right now."
Kaito nodded, understanding that, after all, he was a magician's son; he knew secrets and hidden truths well. "Alright," he said, nodding to himself. He then paused mid bite, almost choking. "We had sex,"
"Yes," Kid said, drawing out the word, wondering where Kaito was going with that comment.
"We had sex. But you…he…condoms! There were no condoms!"
Kid snickered, perusing the donut for the perfect one and taking a bite before responding to the rather panicky magician. "You were a virgin, thus there was no need."
"But you and he…and you…" Kaito frowned at Saguru who had smacked him upside the back of the head. "I doubt I'm the first person you've ever slept with besides Saguru." he finished.
"Of course not. Monotony is boring, however, I do happen to know that I was tested just yesterday and everything is fine. However, if you would feel more comfortable, I'd be happy to use a condom next time."
"Next…time?"
"Of course, I don't think I got nearly enough time to play with you with only ten minutes and despite the fact I don't usually share my toys, I know a detective who wouldn't min…" Kid was cut off as Saguru's hand clamped around his mouth, golden brown eyes promising a very painful and messy death if he continued the sentence.
Kaito raised an eyebrow at the pair, wondering just what he had gotten himself into. He yelped slightly as something dug into his scalp and he rolled his eyes up, looking at the bird perched on his head. "Er, one of yours?" he asked, hoping it was one of Kid's doves and not a random pigeon who decided that Kaito was worthy of following him home.
"Raymonde," Kid said, holding out a hand for the dove to rest on, crumbling a bit of his honey glazed donut into the palm for her to snack on. "The other three are around here somewhere, though I'm sure Watson is doing her level best to annoy them,"
"She wouldn't annoy them if they weren't tasty," Saguru said, picking up Kid's book and reading where he had left off before the thief stole it.
"Doves are friends not food,"
Saguru blinked, before turning to stare at Kid. "Who the hell let you near Finding Nemo?"
Kid just smirked, lifting his legs to set them on Kaito's lap, snuggling between the two. "Sleepy now," he murmured, pushing his sunglasses up to cover his eyes, one arm blocking the sun from entering the top of the frames as he settled in to take a nap in the sun.
Saguru sighed, running his fingers through Kid's hair before looking at Kaito. The other boy seemed to be absorbing the meeting well, although that could have been the fact that he looked about ready to follow Kid into sleep. Saguru smiled, shifting slightly to make himself more comfortable, before reaching out and tipping Kaito down, so that the teenager rested against Kid's chest, their legs entwined. "It's more comfortable just to relax,"
Kaito made a soft humming sound of agreement, before stretching out fully, one arm curling around Kid as he settled in to catch up on the sleep he missed while preparing his latest prank.
---
"Why did you tell him my name was Sisy?" Kid asked, straddling Saguru's lap as the detective tried to read his homework…which seemed to be mixed in with heist plans and a few particularly gruesome crime scene photos.
"Because I refuse to call you by that asinine name and it's what I usually call you anyway," Saguru said, lifting the file above Kid's head, trying to figure out why the hell there were blueprints for the Tokyo National Museum's Hyokeikan Gallery in the middle of his English notes.
"Asinine or not, it is name, Saguru. Legal and everything." Kid said, taking away the folder and tossing it to the floor, tilting the blond's head up. "Now say it…" he teased, his lips brushing over Saguru's as he spoke.
"Arsène," Saguru whispered, completely sealing their lips together in a hungry kiss as he held Kid's hips.
Kid moaned softly, a thrill running through him at the sound of his name. It was rare for the detective to allow him the pleasure of being called it and each time it send jolts through his body to listen to the beautiful, British accent caress the letters. "Again," he groaned, pressing his hips against Saguru's, moaning.
"Fuck me, Arsène Lupin," Saguru growled, pressing up against Kid's body, his lips latching onto a patch of skin above Kid's pulse.
"Mm, want to ride you instead, see how much bounce your new chair offers," Kid said, giving a soft giggle as Saguru's tongue hit a ticklish point. "Thing we have time before Baaya comes to track you down?"
"I gave Baaya the night off, and even told the Task Force to find another detective for the night…"
"So barring murder, I have you all to myself, hmm?" Kid grinned and bit Saguru's lip before sliding free of the detective's lap, standing. He blew a kiss at Saguru before starting Saguru's favorite brand of foreplay, a strip tease.
Saguru grinned, getting comfortable in his chair, quite eager to get the nights festivities going.
---
Kaito sat in his bedroom, staring up at the large portrait of his father, his mind spinning in circles about what he had…and more importantly, what he hadn't learned that morning. "What do I do now, dad?"
Toichi's image simply smiled down at his son and Kaito sighed, brushing his fingers over the oil paint clad legs. There was a sound, and Kaito frowned, standing, leaning closer to the paining as he tried to figure out where the sound was coming from.
Faintly, almost completely hidden by the wall, he could hear humming, not the sort that came with most electronics, but instead, a soft humming that seemed to come from a human voice box.
Kaito pushed harder against the picture, frowning before reaching to the sides of the gilt frame, trying to lift the painting from the wall. It didn't budge and Kaito cursed quietly, knowing that the painting shouldn't have been too heavy for him to move.
He switched to the side of the image, trying to peer behind it, only to find the frame embedded into the wall. He stepped away, quietly trying to figure out what was going on, when the painting started to move. Slowly at first, before spinning open fully, Kaito blinked, staring at Kid in shock.
Kid, for his part, seemed rather surprised as well to find Kaito home, before the expression was smoothed over by the blank face the older man generally wore.
"Mom!" Kaito yelled, only to find the shout echoed by Kid, earning the thief a glare.
Chikage came running at the duel voices and yelped, staring at the two who were glaring at each other. "I think…we have a lot to talk about. Arsene, close the door, Kaito, go set the table. Now!" she added, when neither boy moved, before watching them head downstairs. Turning to the painting she shook her head. "You just had to leave this mess to me, didn't you, Toichi?" She asked the painting, before stealing herself for what was to come.