Hypertime: April First

[one_dc_nation]

The Monitors observe the various universes. One for each universe.

But then there's Hypertime. Hypertime, which weaves in and out of various other realities. Some of these shards of timelines are critical to the support of the crystalline fragile structure of some universes.

But there are many that are just plain silly.

Here are but a few.

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[misschocolover]

Great Queen M'gann of the Empire of Tasty lounges sideways on her throne, built from the bones of 143 bodies, drinking 2% milk from a human skull. The bones had been carefully harvested from 143 people who also spent a lot of time drinking 2% milk. The extra-pretty pink-rhinestone-decorated skull on the top of the chair's high back was taken from a guy that drank WHOLE milk even. M'gann snapped his head off herself, but made someone else do the rhinestones.

On the floor, easily within her lazy reach, is a silver tray stacked high with choco cookies. Every few minutes she reaches down for another one, dunks it in her milk, and munches it with an audible 'NOM NOM NOM' sound.

Queen M'gann's life has been awesome ever since she enslaved all of Earth to become her choco empire. In a shelf on the wall behind her, her collection of Teen Titan heads float in their jars making various angry expressions at her. She likes to wave at them sometimes.

But right now she has chocos to eat.

[etai_yazi]

Lian had finally snuck by all the guards, and monster's guarding the Evil Queen. Now it was time to defeat her! Time to bring the world back through Justice and Love.

Strowing in front of Queen M'gann, she refused to be distracted by the tasty chocos. She had a mission. Clenching her hand with the ring on it into a fist she called out "Star Sapphire Crystal Ring Makeup!"

Jumping and twirling, spinning and twisting, she slowly changed into her Star Sapphire outfit. A sailor fuku colored in bright violet, complete with choker, headdress and earrings. It even did her nails for her.

"Queen M'gann your days of ruling this world are over. I vowed to triumph over evil, to right wrongs and to carry love to everyone. In the name of the Corps of Love, I am Star Sapphire and I will punish you!"

[misschocolover]

Queen M'gann sits up in her chair, finishing off her skull of milk before tossing the empty vessel into the 'dirty' pile.

"Star Sapphire? Shouldn't you be in the the sugar fields or something? I thought I banished you to a life of hard labor after I ate your parents!"

[etai_yazi]

Lian sniffled. Her parents had fought valiantly and it was her duty to take this bad girl down.

"Sapphire KICK!" She aims a flying kick at the Martian.

[misschocolover]

Queen M'gann is NOT used to people actually kicking her. She grabs Star Sapphire by her pretty pink boot and dangles her upside down.

"Man, I should have eaten you when you were a baby. Babies are DELICIOUS and then you wouldn't be here all kicking me and stuff."

She moves to put Star Sapphire's foot in her mouth.

"Oh well, I'll just eat you now."

[trigon_jr]

A leashed and muzzled Red Devil, Queen M'gann's pet, snarls and tries to attack Star Sapphire, but is held back by the chain attaching him to M'gann's throne.

[misschocolover]

M'gann pauses with just the toe of Star Sapphire's boot in her mouth hearing the chain snap taught. She turns and smiles at her pet and carries her attacker over to him.

"Is my little firebug bored?" She tussles the devil's hair, then swings Lian back and forth in front of him a little. "If you promise to give her a good mangling I'll let you have this one, how's that sound?"