Every Mommy Needs One...
The patrons of the Department Store - namely the baby department were all giving Harley a wide berth. She couldn't blame them. She was armed. (She had at least two arms at all times!) She was beautiful! (The envy of every other bloated Mom-To-Be here!) And she was DANGEROUS!
And had one of those guns! Not her pop gun. Not right now.
Though she had it on her, it was sticking out of her bag rather obviously.
Right now she was aiming and firing with one of those gift registry guns. She had signed up at the kiosk in the front of the store. But in what they were expecting she had put in simply BABY instead of boy or girl and was now scanning gifts! And fully planning to come back and steal them. (Who really used registries anyway?)
"BANG BANG!" Harley said as she scanned some cute baby blankets with the scanner gun.
"RATA-TATTATTATTATTATTATTATTATTATTATTATTATTATTAT! ZAP! FRY! FRWMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" She paused as something caught the corner of her eye and she jumped on the cart, riding it down the isle like a giant surfboard, "OH MY GOD..............
"DUCKIES!!!!!"
Harley Quinn was shopping for a BABY!
And had one of those guns! Not her pop gun. Not right now.
Though she had it on her, it was sticking out of her bag rather obviously.
Right now she was aiming and firing with one of those gift registry guns. She had signed up at the kiosk in the front of the store. But in what they were expecting she had put in simply BABY instead of boy or girl and was now scanning gifts! And fully planning to come back and steal them. (Who really used registries anyway?)
"BANG BANG!" Harley said as she scanned some cute baby blankets with the scanner gun.
"RATA-TATTATTATTATTATTATTATTATTATTATTATTATTATTAT! ZAP! FRY! FRWMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" She paused as something caught the corner of her eye and she jumped on the cart, riding it down the isle like a giant surfboard, "OH MY GOD..............
"DUCKIES!!!!!"
Harley Quinn was shopping for a BABY!