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[nation_citizens]

It's not easy to put together a beautiful wedding in less than a week. A skilled wedding planner can do it, but it's still not easy

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[carol_ferris]

Had she had this in mind when she made her deal with Max Lord? She hadn't throught so. At the time she'd been seething with a mad on that would have crashed her ring's power source. It was revenge, pure and simple.

Now... oh dear god. These were just the guests. And media. And people betting they won't go through with it.

Where was her stiff drink!?

[plasticman]

She would be welcome to a sip of this one, as long as she doesn't mind the fact that the glass is wearing a tiny pair of white goggles and whistling innocently to itself...

[carol_ferris]

Drink, drink, maybe Sue left that one...

Hold on. Carol was no expert, but she knew that liquor wasn't supposed to make noise, sing, dance or whistle until after you started drinking.

"Not funny," she said aloud and put it down.

[plasticman]

"Aw, c'mon, babe. It's your last five minutes of freedom!" the glass gurgles in protestation, "Go out with a bang!"

[carol_ferris]

"I thought it was going out with a shot, but I'll pass."

[plasticman]

"Shots? I can do shots," Eel morphs into a giant syringe, "I'd ask you to take down your pants but, ah, you ain't wearin' any."

Really, when Plastic Man of all people is calling you out on modesty charges, you really ought to think about a costume redesign.

[carol_ferris]

"Out!"

[plasticman]

In response, Plaz morphs into a red and yellow Bugs Bunny and wryly spikes one of the passing cameras, "Yeesh, tough crowd."

To add insult to injury, that's probably going to be a licensing headache come Monday morning.