If Twilight fanatics start playing at game -

Jul 31, 2009 12:31

Tara and I decided that we should come up with a list.

At Vampire -

1. They will put on glitter before coming to game so they can SPARKLE!
2. They will all make 15th gens so they can make vampire babies. (sorry wunder)
3. They will all start IC relationships hoping game can find them their Edward.
4. They will all play Toreador and Malkavians cause Alice is a Malk.
5. They will all assume Coteries are like Families.
6. They will all eat deer and cows and never eat humans (and call themselves vegetarians.)
7. They will at least understand the Masquerade for fear of the Volturi.
8. They will assume every kindred has Personal Armor.
9. They will assume every kindred starts with 30 appearance related traits.
10. They will all use Heightened Senses to stare at the dust cause it is so pretty.
11. They will assume all kindred with Protean are evil people eating vampires.
12. They will all want to be anarchs who do their own thing so they can live peacefully.
13. They will always ask the STs why they can't be in High School.
14. They will all have resources 5 for no reason.
15. They drive really fast and think that telepathy will let them know if there are cops around so they don't need police influence.

And now for when they start going to werewolf!

1. They will only shift between Homid and Lupus cause Jacob only has two forms.
2. They will only play Wendigo and Uktena cause they are Native Americans.
3. They won't respect the Elders of the Sept, 'cause I can just start my own pack, right?'.
4. Their sworn enemy will be vampires because they are blood sucking leeches who will kill people.
5. They won't fight BSDs cause all werewolves are good werewolves.
6. They will assume Kin means more easily imprinted and then be pissed when the STs make them roleplay wooing them.
7. They will befriend all their vampire characters because those vampires are good, vegetarian vampires.
8. They assume that all Werewolves are always hot temperature-wise and can keep other people warm even in homid, and don't need to dress appropriately in the winter.
9. They will respect the veil but only for 'the good of their people.'
10. They assume the oldest Kin are actually the Elders of the Sept cause the Elder Council means age not rank.
11. They think the length of your hair determines the length of your fur in lupus, so they keep it short.
12. All of them will want Sense Wyrm so they can feel when vampires are around.
13. They will all need Heightened Senses because how else can they smell the 'sweet stench' of the leeches.
14. They only fight in lupus because it is the form Jacob and the others were strongest in.
15. They will be entirely incapable of understanding the concept of other breed forms.

larp, twilight, mock

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