What's that? "Post stupid memes, MEG!" Well, alright, if you insist.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April kamasutrapilot and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In September I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Monday I punched morethanarobot in the arm (-10 points). In July I stole therealrobotnik's purse (-30 points). Last Sunday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-403 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
creeperpokemon