A joke for Denny
A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign
in front of a
house: "Talking Dog For Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is
in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador
retriever sitting
there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yes, I do," the Lab replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I
could talk when I
was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so
I told the CIA
about my gift, and in no time at all they had me
jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of
their most valuable
spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I
knew I wasn't getting
any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up
for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security wandering near
suspicious
characters and listening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded
a batch of medals.
I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm
just retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner
what he wants for
the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.
"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are
you selling him so
cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that
shit."