proof of gravity (flashfic challenge 9: jamais su)

[mormorando]

Title: proof of gravity
Author: mormorando
Word count: 745
Concrit?: of course
Pairing: jaejoong/junsu
Author's Notes: i'm not quite sure this turned out the way i intended it to...

Comments

[xiahtic]

i think it came out just fine. ♥

[mormorando]

in my head, the way junsu stuffs the croissant into his mouth is the same way yunho makes tissues disappear.

hey you.

[xiahtic]

lmfao, but both ways are so CUTE.

not me.

[mormorando]

i'm marketing chipmunk cheeks as dbsk's new look.

uh huh. got a pairing for 'luck' so miss vile dictator doesn't bite my head off?

[xiahtic]

when you get rich, remember the little people that are actually taller than you.

nuh uh. on both accounts.

[mormorando]

hope you don't mean you since you're not taller than me.

no help at all.

[xiahtic]

i have heels now.

oh was i supposed to be helping you?

[mormorando]

as if i don't own 10 pairs already.

fine. no jaechun then.

[xiahtic]

mine are bigger.

my life is over.

[mormorando]

what, did you get porn heels?

i know.

[xiahtic]

i'm not as desperate as you, no.

i'll still be around to see your head get bitten off.

[mormorando]

meant that's the only way you'd be taller.

vip only, sorry.

[xiahtic]

suuuure.

i'm sure i can butter up the bouncers.

[mormorando]

keep up with the logic.

if you wanna take that route.

[kallistei]

:( I wouldn't bite anyone's head off. That would be unconstructive.

[xiahtic]

should bite hers off though. make sure you brush your teeth 89748437 times after, though.