title: the adventures of u-know & max vol 2
author: vastempires
word count: 200
pairing: still none
concrit: please!
rated: pg13
““Got a flash!”
“Who is it?”
Changmin checked the contract details. “Phobos? You know about him?”
“Former psychologist dealing with psychotropic drugs and the occult,” U-know recited. “Stay away from any incense, smoke, or gas. It's how he manifests fears onto the physical plane. A total two-three-two.”
Seemed easy enough. Changmin clicked accept.
“Hurry!” U-Know shouted, leaving a sharp wind in his wake.
Changmin jogged to his locker, grumbling. When the secret door opened, Max was in his place, visor crooked and still grumbling. U-Know drummed his fingers pointedly which is unfair, really, how could Max compete with a man who has preternatural speed listed on his official bio?
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The landscape imploded.
“I told you to duck!”
Max prodded the unconscious villain with a toe, careful to keep his eyes down. He whimpered, sweat trickling down his neck the closer U-Know stepped. “Stay back.
“Come on, Max. How can you fear a rabbit?”
“It's not a rabbit. Put it down. I'm serious.”
“It's not?” U-know paused mid-stroke when skin replaced fur, miles of deliciously soft skin.
“I'm not.”
U-Know blushed when his hand was forced to resume it's petting.
Max fainted.