Title: Hey, Capitalism!
Author:
samikittyPeople: the five boys + one manager
Word count: 150
Concrit? sure!
Summary: it has to do with underwear... ?
Author's Notes: inspired by
a line in this article about how their underwear keeps disappearing since their manager move in with them (or well, the "since" is my interpretation...). (link is to a locked post on
dbsg).
“So… my sister told me something today…”
Everyone looked up from their takeout bento boxes, chopsticks raised halfway to their mouths. Jaejoong’s tone of voice sounded a bit odd.
“You remember those personalized boxer briefs she got us last Christmas? The ones with our names on them and the happy faces?”
Changmin straightened immediately and pointed a finger at Jaejoong’s nose.
“Ah! You stole mine!” he declared.
“Because mine were missing!” Jaejoong replied.
Yunho pushed Changmin’s hand back towards his food, and he shoved a bun into Jaejoong’s open mouth.
“No fighting while eating.”
“Anyway…” Jaejoong spoke around the bun. “My sister said she saw Junsu’s on eBay going for $500 USD.”
Junsu looked scandalized.
“Come to think of it, I haven’t seen mine for a couple months either,” Yoochun chimed in.
Five pairs of eyes turned to their manager… in his crisp new Armani dress shirt and LV tie.
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(i'm sorry i'm spamming this community... >_>)