Reposted From Myspace Blog (Since Nobody Ever Reads It)

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The following email was received in my inbox Wednesday, December 27th.

--- You re infected
wrote:
Daniel, Thanks for signing for our daily newsletter on
04/06/2006.

To which I promtly and visciously replied with the following retort:

Dear mymusicinc2 or whatever the fuck your name really
is behind that cathode ray spitting tube you call a
monitor. YOU are the one who has been re-infected...
With AIDS.

Thanks to your considerably queer sexual activities
during the past few months and your butt-burgling
escapades, you have become a cum-dumpster for the
neighborhood and subsequently, have been infected with
HIV.

I wish I had more positive news. I really do.
But there's no other way to say this. You're a fucking
fag. And you're going to die miserably.

You'd better hope that you die of the HIV before I
meet you. Because if I ever see you, I swear before
God and all the angels I will pound your sperm-burping
carcass into the pavement with the reckless abandon
of a Japanese hooker on karaoke night.

And even though I honestly doubt you will ever read
this since you are obviously an automated e-mail
spamming service, I want you to know that I have
derived some meager satisfaction from this vindictive
little tirade.

Die scum. Die...