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[dbeckham_07]

I am so happy ... yes makes a change from the moody little posts I've been apt at doing doesn't it?

Everyone and I mean everyone should have a little Dakota in their life. I am her unofficial Daddy anyone upset her and I'll ..umm set Sasha on you

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[_tara_reid_]

I saw you on celebrities uncensored!

[dbeckham_07]

OOoops ... hope you weren't too disapointed then.

Chuckles like hell.

[_tara_reid_]

You were telling the photox to leave you alone!

How come only one of the sunglasses lenses has a flag in it? That's wicked!

[dbeckham_07]

It's so I can see without having red, white and blue stripes, also probably to do with them being cheap skates seeing as they were free.

[_tara_reid_]

wait...I'm confused.

[dbeckham_07]

So you should be if you're wearing this shades too.

[_tara_reid_]

but like...you can't see teh flag?

[dbeckham_07]

but you can in these ... cheap cheap ones with it painted on in nail varnish I think.

[_tara_reid_]

Ooh I want a pair of those!

[dbeckham_07]

You should have a pair with the star spangled banner on it ... glitter stars!

[_tara_reid_]

Yes!! And I want the cheap version, too. Then we can like, hang out and wear them together and people would think we're so cool.

[dbeckham_07]

We would, and people would point at us and go 'OOo lookie look cool shade wearing aliens without any eyes!'

[_tara_reid_]

it's like people who have those funky ass contacts!

[dbeckham_07]

Ah yeah! I want the lizard eye ones ... pity they don't come with forked tongue transplant as well though.

[_tara_reid_]

You want a forked tongue?!

[dbeckham_07]

Just imagine what you could do with one and it would be retractable ... you mean you wouldn't?