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Well still don't really have much to say, somewhat bored missing Sasha, should be heading back to London in a couple of hours. Oh and I am apparently responsible now for five hundred people loosing their jobs.
Why?
Apparently because Gillette need to find £40 million to pay me to be their face for the US market. Now I am pretty sure, that if they offered me that much and that they had profits of £300 million last year ... it can't quite honestly be down to how much they're offering me why these people are facing redundancy?
Ah yes and what else mind bogglingly wonderful stuff did I read about myself, which of course is true despite the fact that I didn't know about it myself until I read it.
Oh yeah I remember now, I go to a sunbathing salon and pay £18.00 a time for the luxury ... now I earn quite a bit of money .... but I'm simply to lazy or .. stupid or perhaps both to realize I wouldn't be noticed wandering it this place?
I can't afford my own sunbed?
I live in Spain ... I don't actually need one when there, the sun is free and better for your skin but yes of course it's true, every bloody word of it because ... guess what it was in a ... please make sound effect music here now, the twilight zone would be good .... NEWSPAPER ...
I wonder if journalists have anything better to do with themselves other than make up this contrived garbage they so frequently sprout out. It seems viable that they may have suddenly decided to call me on why I've been spending so much time with a certain little skater, but no ... its sunbeds?
Sasha I miss you, I'll be back later and I think we should start that painting.
David.
Why?
Apparently because Gillette need to find £40 million to pay me to be their face for the US market. Now I am pretty sure, that if they offered me that much and that they had profits of £300 million last year ... it can't quite honestly be down to how much they're offering me why these people are facing redundancy?
Ah yes and what else mind bogglingly wonderful stuff did I read about myself, which of course is true despite the fact that I didn't know about it myself until I read it.
Oh yeah I remember now, I go to a sunbathing salon and pay £18.00 a time for the luxury ... now I earn quite a bit of money .... but I'm simply to lazy or .. stupid or perhaps both to realize I wouldn't be noticed wandering it this place?
I can't afford my own sunbed?
I live in Spain ... I don't actually need one when there, the sun is free and better for your skin but yes of course it's true, every bloody word of it because ... guess what it was in a ... please make sound effect music here now, the twilight zone would be good .... NEWSPAPER ...
I wonder if journalists have anything better to do with themselves other than make up this contrived garbage they so frequently sprout out. It seems viable that they may have suddenly decided to call me on why I've been spending so much time with a certain little skater, but no ... its sunbeds?
Sasha I miss you, I'll be back later and I think we should start that painting.
David.