Frak You, Ron Moore!
Battlestar Galactica, episode 4.17 - "No Exit"
Ron Moore is a liar. You want proof? I give you proof. Anders lies in bed, with a bullet in his head:
"And you were there Galen, and Tory, and Saul, and Ellen and Daniel too!"
Dorothy lies in bed, fresh from a bump on the head. When she wakes up:
"And there was a lion and a scarecrow and a tin man, and you were all there! All of you!
Just to make sure you get it, Starbuck tells Anders that the Cylons are waiting to hear the rest of their life story: "I think they're hoping for a musical." Ya think?
Some of you may recall a pretty bad John Boorman movie from the early seventies called "Zardoz". It featured the one true God, a floating head:
And of course, Sean Connery in a pre-incarnate Speedo:
At the climax of the film, Connery discovers his "god" is inspired by a very old book, where he is told to "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain."
This is followed by Connery going on a killing rampage.
You can't fool me, Ron Fraking Moore. I Read The Fraking Book.
Now go frak yourself.