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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I bought porn for kouri_shien (10 points). Last Thursday I broke sarah_frost's X-Box (-12 points). Last Tuesday beatonna and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, ghazrat (-5000 points). In January on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5031 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
db_silverdragon