Tampa with Kelly
Okay, so Tampa with Kelly was the most fun I've had in.. hmm.. a while. It was great! Friday, we skipped school :-D and hit the road at about 11... I FORGOT my phone at home and made my dad turn around. That made me think it was a sign the trip would be horrible. On the contrary, even the car ride was great! We started by just like laughing at random things, i forgot what then we topped it off with a little of that elephant/giraffe joke and sprinkled on a ticket totalling over 200 dollars- FANTASTIC. lol. My dad ALWAYS speeds, this time, he got caught going 94 in a 70.. oops? Alligator Alley is such a cool place.. you see.. ALLIGATORS - AMAZING. I saw this cow looking thing on alligator alley and i was like "LOOK a cow, is it fake!?" the entire car seemed to find this humorous and started laughing at me! My dad was like "yeah, they decided to put a plastic cow there for decoration!", okay, i admit though, it was pretty funny. ANYWAYS, Friday night at the hotel when we got there, we did a little... exploring; checked out all the good stuff, got yelled at by security once or twice (he wasnt exactly yelling) and ate some room service. Then, Saturday, we went to the most amazing mall! The International Plaza... ahh! This mall had almost everything you could ever want (Except bloomingdales) It was a mixture of Boca (Cause of the people and stores) Aventura (cause of the classiness) and Broward (Because of Hollister) IT WAS FANTASTIC! I wish it lived next door to me! Kelly got a cute skirt from Abercrombie- she's going to share.. and I got a skirt, a shirt and some undiesss. I love my skirt.. it has this whole like paragraph on it that no ones gonna read lol but its cute. When we got back, my sister wanted to go in the pool so my parents left and I was supervisor. I took her out by the pool and these little black boys started hitting on Kelly .. I found it funny, HOWEVER, their friends/sisters/whatever they were didnt. They were like "Yo boy I know you be liking dem white hoes and all but you too young" I got a little offended, Im not a hoe. And he was like she aint white, she puerto rican and kelly was like no im not! Blah blah blah they just wanted her "DIGITS". They thought I was drinking this like alcoholic drink when really it was a shirley temple, quite funny. THEN the best part came! I took my sister to go see my parents at my dads convention and they let me and her stay (kelly said she was tired and taht she wanted to sleep) BUT, aside from what you think, it was this boring meeting.. nope! It was like casino night! Lol and the kids could play cause it was fake money. So i called kel to come down and I learned how to play Roulette, Craps, and this crazy wheel game where you bet on which dice on the wheel its going to land on. I did really good in Black Jack and BEAT the pants off kelly in Texas Hold 'em. When we were playing craps I swear i was about to piss my pants! First of all, there were these three like 20 year olds there managing the table. SECOND of all, we had no clue what the fuck we were doing and the guys were pretty much taking advantage of the situation and THIRDLY, kelly rolled the dice and one of them jumped OUT of the table and hit this guy who was standing there. I WAS LAUGHING SOOOOO HARD! Oh my goodness! A craps table has like a fence thats like 5 inches high for that EXACT reason, but kelly has to throw the die wayyyy to high! Ah. HILARIOUS. Then we played us some Bingo but lost. :( its okay.. i think. Then the plan for Sunday was we'd go to Busch Gardnes but Mother Nature was not on our side.. it started POURING down rain! So, my parents decided to go to their friends house and my moms friend took us to this antique mall. I got this really super cool mirror that im gonna paint pink and black to match my room. Around the mirror it says... mirror mirror on the wall whos the fairest of them all or one of all.. i never really know how that goes. On the car ride home it was pretty fun too.. we played the alphabet game, i spy and we were just losers as always. I need to take another trip like that. Anyways- I ADORE it! I went to KFC cause its buy publix (i really dont like that place but i had to go..) and these stupi dlittle kids had a little lazer light and oh boy.. haha.. they thought they could be funny and shine it on me and TRY to hide it but the stupid kids hit the wall next to me so i turned around and gave this girl the meanest look and she was like 9 and was like what? And i just rolled my eyes and walked to my dad. I told him.. then they shined it RIGHT on this old lady who was standing next to my dad so my dad turned around and started yelling at them and then they were trying to shine it again and i looked at them straight in the eye and didnt move or anything just STARED and they turned away and stopped. On the way out I eyed the kid down the whole time.. Stupid dumb asses.. even their parents sat in the car prob. cause they couldnt handle them... piss me off! Okay well this has made this post has made the "LONGEST ENTRY EVER" award so im gonna stop now. Bye.