Because it's a Sunday afternoon and I'm bored.
Stolen from jcxtreme who stole it from somewhere else.
1. Bold the names of people you’d definitely get with.
2. Italicize the names of people you might get with after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the people who don’t do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question (?) mark after the people you’ve never heard of.
5. Strikethrough the people you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole.
Batista (Ohai playa, fuck off.)
Bret Hart (I used to want to do him. In 1995.)
Shawn Michaels
Carlito
Chris Jericho
DH Smith
Edge (Yeah, it's a lot cuz he looks like Wes, but I'd fuck him anyway.)
Evan Bourne
AJ Styles
Ezekiel Jackson
Goldust (I'm not that much of a freak.)
Khali
John Cena (NONONONONO!!!!)
John Morrison
Mark Henry
The Miz (Maybe after a couple of martinis and/or if it's been a while.)
Primo
R-Truth
Hurricane Helms
Randy Orton
Santino
Sheamus
Ted DiBiase (Probably only cuz he's billed as being from WPB. Plus money talks.)
Triple H
Tyson Kidd
Vladimir Kozlov (I'm on the fence about this one. Again, I may have to drink a bit.)
William Regal
Yoshi Tatsu (See Kozlov)
Zack Ryder (the whole Jersey Shore wannabe thing ruins it)
Big Show
Caylen Croft
Matt Cappotelli (?)
Chavo Guerrero
Chris Masters (He blew it with the dancing pecs.)
Christian
Jeff Hardy
CM Punk (Go back to the way you looked in ECW, we'll talk.)
Cody Rhodes (He blew it with the whole "dashing" thing. That's so 1972.)
Dolph Ziggler
Drew McIntyre
Jack Swagger (I'm a sucker for a sexy smile.)
JTG
Kane
Kofi Kingston
Luke Gallows
Matt Hardy (Lose weight. Get as interesting as you are IRL. Bring Justin. We'll talk.)
MVP
Rey Mysterio (I'm taller than he is without stilettos. I'm 5'5".)
Shad Gaspard
Trent Barreta
Undertaker (Michelle can keep him.)
Darren Young
David Otunga
Heath Slater (Yes yes, a thousand times YES!!! Helllooo sweetness. ::sigh::)
Justin Gabriel (Helloooo South African Diva Submissive Pretty Boy.)
Wade Barrett (Take me to dinner. We'll talk. You don't even have to get me drunk.)
Jay Uso
Jimmy Uso
Joey Mercury
Vance Archer
Curt Hawkins (Only cuz he's a Mets fan. He lost points for calling Heath a radish.)
Titus O'Neil
Percy Watson (Do you really need to ask why?)
Michael McGillicutty
Lucky Cannon (Just seduce me, don't talk, 'k?)
Kaval
Husky Harris (See Percy Watson.)
Eli Cottonwood
Alex Riley
Michael Tarver
Skip Sheffield (See Husky Harris. Also, I'm not fucking anyone named Skip.)
1. Bold the names of people you’d definitely get with.
2. Italicize the names of people you might get with after a little persuasion.
3. Leave the people who don’t do anything for you alone.
4. Put a question (?) mark after the people you’ve never heard of.
5. Strikethrough the people you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole.
Batista (Ohai playa, fuck off.)
Bret Hart (I used to want to do him. In 1995.)
Shawn Michaels
Carlito
Chris Jericho
DH Smith
Edge (Yeah, it's a lot cuz he looks like Wes, but I'd fuck him anyway.)
Evan Bourne
AJ Styles
Ezekiel Jackson
Goldust (I'm not that much of a freak.)
Khali
John Cena (NONONONONO!!!!)
John Morrison
Mark Henry
The Miz (Maybe after a couple of martinis and/or if it's been a while.)
Primo
R-Truth
Hurricane Helms
Randy Orton
Santino
Sheamus
Ted DiBiase (Probably only cuz he's billed as being from WPB. Plus money talks.)
Triple H
Tyson Kidd
Vladimir Kozlov (I'm on the fence about this one. Again, I may have to drink a bit.)
William Regal
Yoshi Tatsu (See Kozlov)
Zack Ryder (the whole Jersey Shore wannabe thing ruins it)
Big Show
Caylen Croft
Matt Cappotelli (?)
Chavo Guerrero
Chris Masters (He blew it with the dancing pecs.)
Christian
Jeff Hardy
CM Punk (Go back to the way you looked in ECW, we'll talk.)
Cody Rhodes (He blew it with the whole "dashing" thing. That's so 1972.)
Dolph Ziggler
Drew McIntyre
Jack Swagger (I'm a sucker for a sexy smile.)
JTG
Kane
Kofi Kingston
Luke Gallows
Matt Hardy (Lose weight. Get as interesting as you are IRL. Bring Justin. We'll talk.)
MVP
Rey Mysterio (I'm taller than he is without stilettos. I'm 5'5".)
Shad Gaspard
Trent Barreta
Undertaker (Michelle can keep him.)
Darren Young
David Otunga
Heath Slater (Yes yes, a thousand times YES!!! Helllooo sweetness. ::sigh::)
Justin Gabriel (Helloooo South African Diva Submissive Pretty Boy.)
Wade Barrett (Take me to dinner. We'll talk. You don't even have to get me drunk.)
Jay Uso
Jimmy Uso
Joey Mercury
Vance Archer
Curt Hawkins (Only cuz he's a Mets fan. He lost points for calling Heath a radish.)
Titus O'Neil
Percy Watson (Do you really need to ask why?)
Michael McGillicutty
Lucky Cannon (Just seduce me, don't talk, 'k?)
Kaval
Husky Harris (See Percy Watson.)
Eli Cottonwood
Alex Riley
Michael Tarver
Skip Sheffield (See Husky Harris. Also, I'm not fucking anyone named Skip.)