Fun with Myspace

May 29, 2008 23:39

Dear Random Idiot:

Please to know that PMing me with the message of "what you doin sexy" will be automatically deleted. Especially since after I responded with a friendly note to your thanks-for-the-add message before was "so what are you wearing?" You know you're in my Tila Tequila (aka my I-Don't-Give-a-Crap-About-You) file, right? If not, learn it. I only really care about the status of about 30 of my nearly 600 friends and guess what--you're not one of them.

Staying on my pedestal,
Cynthia

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Dear Street Team of Band I Really Like:

Because I not only like and support this band, but also I keep in touch with their bassist, is the only reason I haven't deleted you yet. Seriously, no band needs publicity so badly that you have to post four bulletins in less than a friggin' hour. Besides, most of what you post was already announced by the band a few days before. I never thought I would say this, but you guys make the Darren Hayes Street Team look like amateurs.

On second thought, I might end up deleting you anyway, if you continue to climb up my annoyance meter.

In hoping you find something more constructive to do,
Cynthia

P.S. Must you have that damn music player start up every time I do bother to open up one of your bulletins? Really irritating.

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Dear Other Random Guy:

I'm glad you're grateful I added you. However, I decided not to respond back because of my last experience with the Random Idiot, and my gut feeling is that you're the same. Unless you can prove that you have a presence in the DJ world, you're also in my Tila Tequila file. Just be aware of that and we'll get along fine.

With some sincerity,
Cynthia

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