May 31, 2005 00:29
livejournal apparently compliments summer better than i thought it did.
rain yields puddles. puddles yield jumping. puddle jumping yields a fucking fantastic time.
don't forget that june 2nd comes right after june 1st. there's no time in betwen the two. june first --> june second. BAM! just like that!
***i went to this place where this doctor guy pointed to my right shoulder and told me two things:
1) something very significant in my life happened on january 16, 1990, and
2) i am a lot weaker than i think i am.
"It's terrible. Nobody drink the beer; the beer has gone bad."
"My plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activities where balls fly at my nose..."
"Well, there goes your social life."
me and diet coke -- we're great together. (ps - so are me and you!!)