Erase the boredom
I'm off work Monday. Someone lets go do something. :)
Last night, my brother opened the bathroom window, and nearly 20 wasps flew in. So, being as how bright my brother and his friends are, they mixed together liquid soap and other chemicals, spray these wasps, and then proceed to burn them with lighters after they had fallen.
When I woke up this morning, it was a fallen battlefield of wasps. They were lying everywhere, and you could see little wasp wings and heads and legs strung out between the bathroom and the hallway. When I was getting ready to get in the shower, I looked close to the window on the floor, and there was a wasp, lying on its back, barely moving, the only survivor.
I had a really wonderful dream last night, that ended kind of crappy. But I came this (…) close to drinking a case of beer with Henry Rollins.
Hopefully tonight should be fun. I haven’t gotten to hang out with Jessica much since graduation. I’m looking forward to actually getting out of my house and partying for once. And maaaaybe, some other things will work out tonight. :) But, I'm referring to all kinds of things there. teehee
You know it's time to go when customers say, "I have the sense of humor in the family, my husband has the sense of humor of a chapped ass..." MMMHMM
