I love my brother

May 21, 2004 21:25

Quotes from tonight....

*greg throws bottle into trash, sound of glass*
"There is alot of glass in there" -me
"Yeah, so kiddies dont put your hands in there" -Greg
"They could get HIV" -me

"I hate 13 year old girls...I wish the girls my age were 13" -Greg
*car horn, all the 13 year old girls look*
"Yeah thats your parents to pick you up" -me

"I know those people" -Greg
"are you going to go say hi?" -me
"No I dont like them, and now they are waving" -Greg

*kids next to us playing "rock, paper, scissors" *
"Let's teach them "Foot, Nuclear bomb, Cockroach"!!!" -me
"no lets just play our selves" -Greg

*ringer like Michelle's phone goes off*
"MICHELLE! IS THAT YOU?!?!?!" -me

"Say a lie like "I am wearing womens underpants!" -Donkey
"I am wearing womens underpants" -Pinochio *nothing happens*
"You're wearing womens underpants?" -Shrek
"I am not *nose grows*" -Pinochio
"Are too!" -Donkey
"Am Not!" *nose grows* -Pinochio
"Yes you are" -Shrek
"And its a thong!" -Gingerbread man

"No you cant have my candy!" -boy next to me
"Its okay I had cake today" -his sister
"Ugh we cant put our feet up anymore" -Greg
"It's okay cause I had cake today!" -me

"i swallowed my gum" -me
"you did?" -Greg
"Yeah, I guess I can always say I have gum" -me
"Yeah, for 7 years" -Greg

"I am going to introduce myself to the girls next to us" -Greg
"Okay" -me
"Hi I am greg" -Greg *putting out hand for hand shake*
"Hi" *refusing hand shake*
"I just thought I should introduce myself cause we will be together for the next two hours" -Greg
*girls stare* *me dying laughing*
"Did you swallow your gum again?" -Greg
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