Hilarities!
So, I made a comment to Shalanda while she was chilling in my room and I was like, "Ugh, god, I swear, the only people that IM me on AIM are people that wanna hit this!" The following ensued:
Shalanda (1:53:34 AM): i dont wannt hit that!
Shalanda (1:53:38 AM): :)
Me (1:53:50 AM): yeah you do.
Shalanda (1:53:57 AM): ummm...
Me (1:54:06 AM): I know you do. it's ok.
Shalanda (1:54:40 AM): omg.. you never told me you had a penis!!!
Me (1:54:56 AM): yeah, it's detachable
Shalanda (1:55:32 AM): id totally hit that if you were 6'3... black.. and had testicles!!!
Me (1:55:48 AM): I can make that happen
Amazing. Highlight of my night.
Shalanda (1:53:34 AM): i dont wannt hit that!
Shalanda (1:53:38 AM): :)
Me (1:53:50 AM): yeah you do.
Shalanda (1:53:57 AM): ummm...
Me (1:54:06 AM): I know you do. it's ok.
Shalanda (1:54:40 AM): omg.. you never told me you had a penis!!!
Me (1:54:56 AM): yeah, it's detachable
Shalanda (1:55:32 AM): id totally hit that if you were 6'3... black.. and had testicles!!!
Me (1:55:48 AM): I can make that happen
Amazing. Highlight of my night.