Title: The Marvelous Misadventures of Tre Cool
Author: greendazed1218/ Whatshername/ Lindze
Pairing: OT3 (implied at least)
Rating: PG (pretty much just cute funny fluff)
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the computer I'm writing with... And my mind, that comes up with these ideas...
A/N: I had written this years ago, and found it in a notebook. I thought it was a funny fluffy idea, so here it is! If it's liked I might write more 'Marvelous Misadventures'!
Billie and Mike were cuddled up on the tour van's miserable excuse for a couch. The smaller of the two, sitting on the others lap, tattooed arms wrapped around a smooth beautiful neck, his face laying on his own arm, his senses overloaded with the scent, sight, taste, and feel of his bassist.
Then they were interrupted. "Hey... Billie? Could you c'mere?" The singer heard his drummer ask shyly from the small hallway.
Billie sighed, unwrapping himself from Mike and walking to meet Tre in the hall. "What'd you do now?"
"Well, I put a roll of toilet paper in the toilet, ya know, just to see if it would go down..." He trailed off.
"And?" The short, raven haired beauty asked, knowing that just wasn't it.
"Well, it got stuck! So I put another roll in, and flushed it again, seeing if a second one would push down the first..." He trailed off again.
Billie sighed harder, knowing it still wasn't the worst of it. "And then what happened?" He said motioning with his hand for Tre to go on.
"Well I put another in to make the first two go down..." The drummer ran his calloused hand through his faux-hawk.
Billie ran his hands through his own hair, then wiped at his eyes, running eyeliner down his face. He walked to the bathroom, and stood shocked at the mess his drummer had made. "Wow Tre, that's... Well that's just..." The singer trailed off. "Hey Mike?" He yelled, "Could you c'mere? Tre did something stupid!"
"Again?" Mike asked, walking to meet his lovers and sighing when he witnessed the mess. "I'll get the plunger and mop."