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ROD: O, Boy! What a week, finally
time for my Queer as Folk Special Edicion!
NICKY: O Hey Rod, how's it going?
ROD: Ummmm,ummmmm, nothing Nicky what are
you doing here? I mean why are you here? Wait
I dont mean that, I mean......"Hi Nicky"
NICKY: Uh I am doing fine but you mister dont
look so good you look like last springs nieman
marcus catalog!
ROD: What is that suppose to mean Nicky,HUH?
Are you trying to say I'm GAY cuz i so totally am not.
I'm not into guys H-E-L-L-O?! And girl you know I'm
not.
Nicky: Rod dont ever call me girl again you f-ing
QUEER!
ROD: Are you still talking about the other day when
I told you about that guy on the bus? I mean c'mon
Nicky get over it! It could happen to anyone. And that
was me.
Nicky: Well........Ya but you know not everyone likes
it like the way you do....Through the ASS!!
ROD: DAMMIT NICKY I TOLD YOU IM NOT GAY!
NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. LET ME DO MY
BUISINESS AND YOU DO YOURS AND LETS NOT KEY
EACH OTHER IN ON IT OK?!
NICKY: What ever I'm leaving then!
ROD: FINE GO AND DONT COME BACK TILL
I WANT YOU BACK AND I WONT!!!!!!!
NICKY
Well, okay, but just so you know -
IF YOU WERE GAY
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERE ME,
I WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS GAY
(BUT I'M NOT GAY.)