boredom

[dazed2005]

As I've Grown:
>>
>>I've learned that you cannot make
>>someone love you. All you can do is
>>stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
>>
>>I've learned that no matter how much I care,
>>some people are just assholes.
>>
>>I've learned that it takes years
>>to build up trust, and it only takes
>>suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
>>
>>I've learned that you can get by
>>on charm for about fifteen minutes.
>>After that, you'd better have a big willy
>>or huge boobs.
>>
>>I've learned that you shouldn't
>>compare yourself to others - they are
>>more screwed up than you think.
>>
>>I've learned that you can keep vomiting
>>long after you think you 're finished.
>>
>>I've learned that we are responsible
>>for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
>>
>>I've learned that regardless of
>>how hot and steamy a relationship is at
>>first, the passion fades, and there had better
>>be a lot of money to take its place.
>>
>>I've learned that the people you care most
>>about in life are taken from you too soon
>>and all the less important ones just never go away.
>>
>>I've learned to say "F--- 'em if they can't take a
>>joke" in 6 languages.
>>