Texts from Last Night, Mar 3-9.
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March 3rd-4th:
(804): I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
(360): He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees.
March 5th:
(301): I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are.
March 6th:
(713): jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life.
March 7th:
(440): she was a 2... and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl... 2.
(701): My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
March 8th:
(619): i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
March 9th:
(586): Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
(239): it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
(Originally published at The Fog of Ward and cross-posted to LiveJournal.)