In the running for Best. Craigslist. Ad. Ever.

[daytonward]

So, I'm checking the Kansas City Craigslist writing job ads before I head to bed. Why? Because it amuses me to do so. It'll amuse you, too, because this night's review yielded the following Gem of Awesome:

Erotic Writer Needed

Looking for someone to write an erotic short story including the following celebrities:
Hugh Jackman
Harry Potter
Matt Damon
Selena Gomez
Miley Cyrus's Little Brother
Diego from Go, Diego, Go
Sandra Bollock
Molly Ringwald
Meredith Viera

Pick any three of these celebrities and two fictional characters of your own choosing.

This story will not be published.

•Location: [redacted]
•Compensation: I love you.
•Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
•Please, no phone calls about this job!
•Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

W.
T.
F?

Aside from "Miley Cyrus's Little Brother" and Diego (and any other underage participant, real or fictional), I swear I'm tempted to take up the challenge.

But...there's just not enough vodka in my liquor cabinet.

(Originally posted at The Fog of Ward and cross-posted to LiveJournal.)