Happy (Belated) Cinco de Mayo
Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Specificity
Cogito ergo sum
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious
Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
I've had enough and am going home now.
Sorry, but you're not really my type
No Jagger Bombs for me, thank you
Good evening, officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing!
Well, the lesser of the drinking holiday has came and gone again. Cinco de Mayo... which roughly translated means... Poor Mans St. Patties day. I didn't do to much just hung out on Chris's boat. We need to get more active. But I can't I have a condition called laziness. Common side effects are not moving, getting someone to get you something because they are up anyway, sitting on the computer for hours on end, and no physical activity unless someone is chasing you... and even then you give up. It's weekend time and offical summer for those of us in college! Hooray! Post sometime sweet if you love me!
Robbie "the biggest dork this side of the Mississippi" Bell
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:
Specificity
Cogito ergo sum
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious
Transubstantiate
Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
I've had enough and am going home now.
Sorry, but you're not really my type
No Jagger Bombs for me, thank you
Good evening, officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing!
Well, the lesser of the drinking holiday has came and gone again. Cinco de Mayo... which roughly translated means... Poor Mans St. Patties day. I didn't do to much just hung out on Chris's boat. We need to get more active. But I can't I have a condition called laziness. Common side effects are not moving, getting someone to get you something because they are up anyway, sitting on the computer for hours on end, and no physical activity unless someone is chasing you... and even then you give up. It's weekend time and offical summer for those of us in college! Hooray! Post sometime sweet if you love me!
Robbie "the biggest dork this side of the Mississippi" Bell