Another Survey Stolen!
Name: I can't tell you now, the POE-LEESE could be watching.
Birthday: On the twenty-sixth day of the month of March, in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existance.
Birthplace: The cold, dark, lonely vacuum of space. It's so...spacious...
Eye Color: Red.
Hair Color: Antennae count, right?
Height: Six feet and three inches. Not one of you were expecting that, I'll bet.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right-handed.
Nationalities: I AM OZ, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL! *flames shoot up from the floor*
Weaknesses: PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!
Fears: I've always feared that one of my plans could be stopped at the very last second.
Goals You Want To Achieve: World domination! What else would you expect from a diminutive green alien?
Best Physical Feature: I can live for an indefinite amount of time without my heart. It's useless.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, although I don't really give a damn. It's all the same to me.
McDonalds or Burger King: BURGER KING! Those commercials kick ass.
Single or Group Dates: Single.
Do You Smoke: Only if I'm on fire.
Do You Drink: I do require hydration, you know.
Do You Take Drugs: Doesn't everyone take drugs when they're sick? Medicine is vital to life.
Do You Swear: FUCK YEAH!
Do You Sing: I sing two songs. "Mean Green Mother From Outer Space" and "I'm So Ronery".
Ever Been in Love: Next question please.
Do You Want to Go to College: Hell yes, I want some fuckin' money.
Do You Want to Get Married: HA! As if anyone would want to marry ME. That's ridiculous.
Do You Think You Are Attractive: Well, I don't want to fuck myself, but I don't think I'm ugly either.
Do You Get Along With Your Parents: Yes.
Ever Tried to Commit Suicide or Cut Yourself: I'm not a stupid goth.
Have You Ever Shoplifted: The only things I steal are lives.
How Do You Want to Die: I don't.
What Do You Want to Be When You Grow Up: Invader/General/Sith Lord/Dictator
Who is Your Celebrity Crush: I despise all of them. The bastards make me sick.
Are you Single or Taken: I'm...so...ronery...
What is the One Thing You Regret: Failing Torte so many times.
Who Are Your Best Friends: I like all of them equally, except Torte, who kicks all of their asses.
Favorite Store: Suncoast. They had Little Shop of Horrors on DVD.
Favorite Song: "Mean Green Mother From Outer Space" from Little Shop. I think it fits me perfectly.
Favorite Movie: I believe we all know the answer to that. Just look at my LJ icon.
Favorite Color: Red. The color of raging fires that consume all in their wake.
What Do You Look For in a Girl: I have no fucking clue.
Favorite Band/Artist: Quite a question there.
Favorite Actor/Actress: Everyone who was in Little Shop of Horrors.
Favorite TV Show: Seinfeld, Family Guy, South Park, Invader Zim.
Do You Have Any Piercings: No.
Do You Have Any Tattoos No.
How Many Siblings Do You Have: None whatsoever. I like it that way.
Favorite Stuffed Animal: I've got a Zim plushie sitting on top of my computer. OBEY THE FIST, BITCHES.
Favorite Animal: The wild n00b. Those are so much fun to hunt. I've got quite a trophy collection...
Favorite Website: Lemmy's Land. My hunting grounds.
What are Your Talents: I have no talents.
Are You a Virgin? Yes.
What Country Would You Like to Visit? North Korea.
Have You Done Sexual Things With Someone? No.
What Do You Like to Do in Your Spare Time? Waste it, of course.
Strengths: "I'm mean and green, and I am BAD!"
What Type of Music Do You Like: Many different kinds.
What Other States Have You Been To: You fool, I've been to entire PLANETS. One was made entirely of jelly.
What is Your Favorite Subject: Dismissal.
AOL, MSN, or YAHOO msn: As if I would tell you.
What Type of Movies Do You Like: A broad range of movies.
Craziest Thing You Have Done: I once hid a mousetrap in my backpack to dispose of a thief. It worked. Ahh, that ear-shattering scream still soothes me to this very day.
Freckles, Pimples, Acne: None, none, none. I'm very fortunate.
Weight: I don't even know. I'm not fat, so I've never really bothered to check.
Do You Wear Makeup: No.
Do You Have A Cell Phone: No.
Who Do You Hang With or Talk to the Most: Torte, Siro, and MGAW.
Are You Gay/Lesbian: No.
Favorite Food: "You know the kind of eats, the kind of red hot treats, the kind of sticky licky sweets I crave!" Which would be fresh n00b meat, of course. Feed me!
Favorite Fruit: Cantelope. It looks like the Death Star.
Do You Have Any Pets: Quite a few slaves.
Birthday: On the twenty-sixth day of the month of March, in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existance.
Birthplace: The cold, dark, lonely vacuum of space. It's so...spacious...
Eye Color: Red.
Hair Color: Antennae count, right?
Height: Six feet and three inches. Not one of you were expecting that, I'll bet.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right-handed.
Nationalities: I AM OZ, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL! *flames shoot up from the floor*
Weaknesses: PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!
Fears: I've always feared that one of my plans could be stopped at the very last second.
Goals You Want To Achieve: World domination! What else would you expect from a diminutive green alien?
Best Physical Feature: I can live for an indefinite amount of time without my heart. It's useless.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, although I don't really give a damn. It's all the same to me.
McDonalds or Burger King: BURGER KING! Those commercials kick ass.
Single or Group Dates: Single.
Do You Smoke: Only if I'm on fire.
Do You Drink: I do require hydration, you know.
Do You Take Drugs: Doesn't everyone take drugs when they're sick? Medicine is vital to life.
Do You Swear: FUCK YEAH!
Do You Sing: I sing two songs. "Mean Green Mother From Outer Space" and "I'm So Ronery".
Ever Been in Love: Next question please.
Do You Want to Go to College: Hell yes, I want some fuckin' money.
Do You Want to Get Married: HA! As if anyone would want to marry ME. That's ridiculous.
Do You Think You Are Attractive: Well, I don't want to fuck myself, but I don't think I'm ugly either.
Do You Get Along With Your Parents: Yes.
Ever Tried to Commit Suicide or Cut Yourself: I'm not a stupid goth.
Have You Ever Shoplifted: The only things I steal are lives.
How Do You Want to Die: I don't.
What Do You Want to Be When You Grow Up: Invader/General/Sith Lord/Dictator
Who is Your Celebrity Crush: I despise all of them. The bastards make me sick.
Are you Single or Taken: I'm...so...ronery...
What is the One Thing You Regret: Failing Torte so many times.
Who Are Your Best Friends: I like all of them equally, except Torte, who kicks all of their asses.
Favorite Store: Suncoast. They had Little Shop of Horrors on DVD.
Favorite Song: "Mean Green Mother From Outer Space" from Little Shop. I think it fits me perfectly.
Favorite Movie: I believe we all know the answer to that. Just look at my LJ icon.
Favorite Color: Red. The color of raging fires that consume all in their wake.
What Do You Look For in a Girl: I have no fucking clue.
Favorite Band/Artist: Quite a question there.
Favorite Actor/Actress: Everyone who was in Little Shop of Horrors.
Favorite TV Show: Seinfeld, Family Guy, South Park, Invader Zim.
Do You Have Any Piercings: No.
Do You Have Any Tattoos No.
How Many Siblings Do You Have: None whatsoever. I like it that way.
Favorite Stuffed Animal: I've got a Zim plushie sitting on top of my computer. OBEY THE FIST, BITCHES.
Favorite Animal: The wild n00b. Those are so much fun to hunt. I've got quite a trophy collection...
Favorite Website: Lemmy's Land. My hunting grounds.
What are Your Talents: I have no talents.
Are You a Virgin? Yes.
What Country Would You Like to Visit? North Korea.
Have You Done Sexual Things With Someone? No.
What Do You Like to Do in Your Spare Time? Waste it, of course.
Strengths: "I'm mean and green, and I am BAD!"
What Type of Music Do You Like: Many different kinds.
What Other States Have You Been To: You fool, I've been to entire PLANETS. One was made entirely of jelly.
What is Your Favorite Subject: Dismissal.
AOL, MSN, or YAHOO msn: As if I would tell you.
What Type of Movies Do You Like: A broad range of movies.
Craziest Thing You Have Done: I once hid a mousetrap in my backpack to dispose of a thief. It worked. Ahh, that ear-shattering scream still soothes me to this very day.
Freckles, Pimples, Acne: None, none, none. I'm very fortunate.
Weight: I don't even know. I'm not fat, so I've never really bothered to check.
Do You Wear Makeup: No.
Do You Have A Cell Phone: No.
Who Do You Hang With or Talk to the Most: Torte, Siro, and MGAW.
Are You Gay/Lesbian: No.
Favorite Food: "You know the kind of eats, the kind of red hot treats, the kind of sticky licky sweets I crave!" Which would be fresh n00b meat, of course. Feed me!
Favorite Fruit: Cantelope. It looks like the Death Star.
Do You Have Any Pets: Quite a few slaves.