Won't forget to post the app this time.

Jun 17, 2006 20:34

Character: Kurono Kei
Series: Gantz
Character Age: 16
Canon: Gantz is a series that's not safe for your brain, your sensibility or your sanity. A big black ball picks people who have recently died (usually a violent, unnatural death) and forces them to go on hunts to kill aliens or be killed themselves. Over time, the GANTZers become attuned to the game and learn to operate on a survival sense.

Kurono Kei is our hero. A hero with a great love of porn, big boobs, girls and porn of girls with big boobs. Kei is awkward, cynical and introverted, and likes it that way, damn it. That is, until he and a friend get run over by a train while trying to get a drunk man off the tracks. Kei gets sent to GANTZ instead of heaven, possibly owing to the fact that this was the first selfless action in all his life. In GANTZ, he will see friends and enemies die in gruesome ways before his eyes. This forces him to grow a pair and eventually become the respected and loved by many leader of the GANTZers. This, of course, only lasts until the games are over and he's back to being as hopelessly awkward as ever.

You think you've seen it all, and then you get sent to a camp in Suckiest of Hellholes, America. With its own Border Patrol composed of a... human-hybrid with half his face falling off, no less. He said that, in compliance with MPAA conditions, I couldn't become a camper until they cut a little cheesecake here and some guts there so that my overall rating became PG-13.

Once I find out who was the genius who came up with the little black balls pastede on yay around my crotch every time I need to take a piss, there's going to be words.

Nice to know some supernatural all-powerful jerk-offs who care about sensibility exist, though. I could really get used to this lack of violence for a change... But hey. Hey, you creepy hybridoid, look at me a second, would you? That's it. Open your eyes just. Like. That.

-! Damned recoil. But. Whoa. Cleanest kill ever. For once I don't have to wipe internal organs off my face like some freaky makeup. Fuckin' A.

Okay, pretty sure I get the gist of this game! Here's how we're gonna do it. The idea is to lose as few campers as we can. And all it needs is a little organization, guys. We wanna get through this alive, right? So, kids and people who don't like fighting, stay in the main camp or hide in the cabins if there's one of the surprise bosses about. The people cosplaying Gundam pilots or ninja, stand aside unless you know how to use a shotgun - Whoa, badass! Okay, that'll do too.

Uhh, and if you're a girl and want to learn to use a gun, just stay close to me, you'll pick up a few tricks. Oh, y-you got a guy? Well, there's no harm in just hanging out for a while, right?

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