lmao

[daysweremember]

okay, school classes so far are pretty rad in plaid, though i could do without 500 hours of english homework. i love b-days, cause everything except stat is fun or really easy. mr. piccillo, even though he is a liberal, is the sweetest new teacher this year, and he liked my essay, which was nifty too.

"ladies, repeat after me: 'boys are scum.'
guys, repeat after me: 'girls are devious.'
and ladies, how can you tell if a guy is lying to you? he's moving his lips."