score one for the good guys!
[02:20] flourescentdream@mac.com: hello sir would you like to sign with mac.com
[02:20] jerkitforjesus: fuck mac.com
[02:20] jerkitforjesus: what you got on my mout
[02:21] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir, we offer many serives that may be interested in
[02:21] jerkitforjesus: like what
[02:21] jerkitforjesus: a blow job?
[02:21] jerkitforjesus: you got some crack?
[02:21] jerkitforjesus: aight then cracka...peace the fuck out
[02:21] flourescentdream@mac.com: you can have free acounting serives and a @mac.com screen name of your choice
[02:22] jerkitforjesus: what you doin on my block anyways..
[02:22] flourescentdream@mac.com: excuse me sir no need to be rude
[02:22] jerkitforjesus: no
[02:22] jerkitforjesus: im not being rude
[02:22] jerkitforjesus: im being real
[02:22] jerkitforjesus: you got some weight to bring to the table or what'
[02:22] jerkitforjesus: lets talk business or get the fuck gone
[02:22] flourescentdream@mac.com: alright well if you are ever interested then contact us
[02:23] jerkitforjesus: yea yea...ill be sure to do that
[02:23] jerkitforjesus: peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeace
[02:23] flourescentdream@mac.com: ok sir
[02:23] jerkitforjesus: you just got pwned by *B240C* bitch
[02:23] flourescentdream@mac.com: have a nice day
[02:23] jerkitforjesus: uhhhhhhhhhh
[02:23] flourescentdream@mac.com: good bye
[02:23] jerkitforjesus: what what
[02:23] jerkitforjesus: chea
[02:23] jerkitforjesus: you say goodbye
[02:23] jerkitforjesus: illllllllllll bet
[02:23] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir you are not welcomed to the mac services
[02:23] flourescentdream@mac.com: you are very rude
[02:23] flourescentdream@mac.com: good bye
[02:24] jerkitforjesus: you know it
[02:24] jerkitforjesus: maybe you shouldnt be soliciting over AIM anyways
[02:24] jerkitforjesus: douchebag
[02:25] flourescentdream@mac.com: bye sir
[02:25] jerkitforjesus: you are my favourtie buddy
[02:25] jerkitforjesus: seriously
[02:25] jerkitforjesus: just please promise me youll IM me every time youre online
[02:25] jerkitforjesus: pwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
[02:26] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir im busy
[02:26] jerkitforjesus: obviously youre not?
[02:26] flourescentdream@mac.com: if you dont want the services then good bye
[02:26] jerkitforjesus: cause you wouldnt be talking to me
[02:27] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir if you continue to message me i will block you from mac services
[02:27] jerkitforjesus: ohhhhhhhhhhhh no
[02:27] jerkitforjesus: dont do that@
[02:27] jerkitforjesus: !
[02:27] jerkitforjesus: !!!
[02:27] jerkitforjesus: block me from your shitty services THAT I DIDNT WANT AND WERE SOLICITED
[02:28] jerkitforjesus: fuck you. fo real. get off my block rookie
[02:28] jerkitforjesus: you get shot for less from round here
[02:35] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir we have reported you
[02:35] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir we have reported you
[02:35] jerkitforjesus: ohhhhhhhhhhh no
[02:35] jerkitforjesus: dont do that!
[02:36] jerkitforjesus: omg omg
[02:36] jerkitforjesus: pleaSE
[02:36] jerkitforjesus: what am i going to do with my life
[02:36] flourescentdream@mac.com: you're banned
[02:36] flourescentdream@mac.com: from mac
[02:37] jerkitforjesus: oh.no.
[02:37] jerkitforjesus: what does that entitle me to?
[02:37] flourescentdream@mac.com: if you continue to harrass us we will notify the police
[02:37] jerkitforjesus: nigga, you harassed me
[02:37] jerkitforjesus: by iming me in the first place
[02:37] jerkitforjesus: hope you got a log on your aim app cause i do
[02:38] flourescentdream@mac.com: of course we do
[02:38] jerkitforjesus: lets drop a dime and see what happens
[02:38] flourescentdream@mac.com: there is no need to use that language
[02:38] flourescentdream@mac.com: and make threats
[02:38] flourescentdream@mac.com: good bye
[02:38] jerkitforjesus: what threats
[02:38] jerkitforjesus: i havent threatened anything
[02:38] jerkitforjesus: not even your liberty as a SPAMMER
[02:41] flourescentdream@mac.com: we have a police officer wathcing in on this messaging so be carful of what you type
[02:41] jerkitforjesus: ill hope so
[02:41] jerkitforjesus: hey officer
[02:41] jerkitforjesus: these guys IMed me trying to propsition me for underage sexual acts!
[02:41] jerkitforjesus: please help!
[02:41] flourescentdream@mac.com: please do not address him
[02:41] jerkitforjesus: HELP!
[02:41] jerkitforjesus: im calling the cops
[02:42] jerkitforjesus: i no longer feel safe
[02:42] jerkitforjesus: what is your address
[02:42] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir there is an officer present
[02:42] jerkitforjesus: OFFICER
[02:43] jerkitforjesus: PLEASE CONTACT THE UTICA POLICE OFFICE
[02:43] jerkitforjesus: I DO NOT FEEL SAFE
[02:43] jerkitforjesus: THESE PEOPLE ARE HARASSING ME
[02:44] jerkitforjesus: yea, you enter that text
[02:44] jerkitforjesus: what you got to say now
[02:44] jerkitforjesus: that a officer is present
[02:45] flourescentdream@mac.com: the officer says if you continue to play games he will hold you in contemp for fraud and abusing internet services including ©AIM
[02:46] jerkitforjesus: too bad i have a degree in WAN security and protocol
[02:46] jerkitforjesus: and that holds no grounds
[02:46] jerkitforjesus: considering youre harasing me
[02:47] jerkitforjesus: what does your officer have to say now
[02:47] flourescentdream@mac.com: we are not harassing you
[02:47] jerkitforjesus: you been harassing me since you decieded to IM me 30 min ago!
[02:47] flourescentdream@mac.com: but you continued to converse with us
[02:47] flourescentdream@mac.com: you could have declines
[02:47] flourescentdream@mac.com: we were simply offereing our servies
we were simply offereing our servies
[02:47] jerkitforjesus: but its more fun
[02:47] jerkitforjesus: this way
[02:48] jerkitforjesus: plus
[02:48] jerkitforjesus: i could prob sue your ass after this is all done
[02:48] flourescentdream@mac.com: alright sir this is officer burgess
[02:49] flourescentdream@mac.com: what is your full name and DOB
[02:49] jerkitforjesus: hell yes!
[02:49] jerkitforjesus: burgess!
[02:49] jerkitforjesus: dude
[02:49] jerkitforjesus: i know you
[02:49] jerkitforjesus: i went to high school with you
[02:50] jerkitforjesus: man
[02:50] jerkitforjesus: these niggas been fucking with me for the past half hour
[02:50] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir whats your name and DOB
[02:50] jerkitforjesus: ok ok
[02:50] jerkitforjesus: you got me
[02:50] jerkitforjesus: ok name is
[02:50] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir...
[02:50] jerkitforjesus: jesus, jerk itfor born 0.0.00
[02:50] flourescentdream@mac.com: dont make me ask you again
[02:51] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir im going to ask you this once more and if you dont give me a straight answer we will run your IP address
[02:51] flourescentdream@mac.com: so for the last time name and DOB
[02:53] jerkitforjesus: is it really
[02:53] jerkitforjesus: oh man
[02:53] jerkitforjesus: ok
[02:53] jerkitforjesus: im sorry
[02:53] jerkitforjesus: just dont tell my mom and day
[02:54] flourescentdream@mac.com: day?
[02:54] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir are you intoxicated?
[02:54] jerkitforjesus: shit, im high on life...what kinda sack you got boy
[02:54] jerkitforjesus: what up on that rick
[02:54] jerkitforjesus: no hold on
[02:54] jerkitforjesus: let me get some parents here
[02:54] jerkitforjesus: ill go wake them up
[02:55] jerkitforjesus: ok officer?
[02:57] jerkitforjesus: OK SO WHATS THE PROBLEM HERE officer
[02:57] jerkitforjesus: THIS IS MR JERK
[02:58] jerkitforjesus: YOU JUST WOKE ME UP MOTHERFUCKER
[02:58] jerkitforjesus: YOU BEST HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
[02:59] *** "flourescentdream@mac.com" signed off at Sun Nov 06 02:59:26 2005.
ask you skanks: hi officer how are you
flourescentdream@mac.com: no time
ask you skanks: i want your services
flourescentdream@mac.com: sir please leave us alone
ask you skanks: im not a sir
flourescentdream@mac.com: ma'am
ask you skanks: ill sue you for discrimination
flourescentdream@mac.com: ma'm we are very sorry have a nice night
ask you skanks: yeah sure
flourescentdream@mac.com: ma'am we are dealing with someone
flourescentdream@mac.com: get the services later
ask you skanks: FUCK THAT I WANT THEM NOW
ask you skanks: what kind of company are you if you dont give me my services when i want them
flourescentdream@mac.com: ma'am calm down before you get yourself into trouble
ask you skanks: stop acting like a tight ass and stop calling me ma'am we all know you're not a fucking officer
flourescentdream@mac.com: im officer burgess
ask you skanks: o ok and could i get your badge number please
ask you skanks: ?
ask you skanks: "officer"
flourescentdream@mac.com: hold on
ask you skanks: well if i ask you are liable to tell me right
flourescentdream@mac.com: yes hold on ma'am
flourescentdream@mac.com signed off at 2:05:56 AM.
pwnd. ha.
[02:20] jerkitforjesus: fuck mac.com
[02:20] jerkitforjesus: what you got on my mout
[02:21] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir, we offer many serives that may be interested in
[02:21] jerkitforjesus: like what
[02:21] jerkitforjesus: a blow job?
[02:21] jerkitforjesus: you got some crack?
[02:21] jerkitforjesus: aight then cracka...peace the fuck out
[02:21] flourescentdream@mac.com: you can have free acounting serives and a @mac.com screen name of your choice
[02:22] jerkitforjesus: what you doin on my block anyways..
[02:22] flourescentdream@mac.com: excuse me sir no need to be rude
[02:22] jerkitforjesus: no
[02:22] jerkitforjesus: im not being rude
[02:22] jerkitforjesus: im being real
[02:22] jerkitforjesus: you got some weight to bring to the table or what'
[02:22] jerkitforjesus: lets talk business or get the fuck gone
[02:22] flourescentdream@mac.com: alright well if you are ever interested then contact us
[02:23] jerkitforjesus: yea yea...ill be sure to do that
[02:23] jerkitforjesus: peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeace
[02:23] flourescentdream@mac.com: ok sir
[02:23] jerkitforjesus: you just got pwned by *B240C* bitch
[02:23] flourescentdream@mac.com: have a nice day
[02:23] jerkitforjesus: uhhhhhhhhhh
[02:23] flourescentdream@mac.com: good bye
[02:23] jerkitforjesus: what what
[02:23] jerkitforjesus: chea
[02:23] jerkitforjesus: you say goodbye
[02:23] jerkitforjesus: illllllllllll bet
[02:23] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir you are not welcomed to the mac services
[02:23] flourescentdream@mac.com: you are very rude
[02:23] flourescentdream@mac.com: good bye
[02:24] jerkitforjesus: you know it
[02:24] jerkitforjesus: maybe you shouldnt be soliciting over AIM anyways
[02:24] jerkitforjesus: douchebag
[02:25] flourescentdream@mac.com: bye sir
[02:25] jerkitforjesus: you are my favourtie buddy
[02:25] jerkitforjesus: seriously
[02:25] jerkitforjesus: just please promise me youll IM me every time youre online
[02:25] jerkitforjesus: pwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease
[02:26] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir im busy
[02:26] jerkitforjesus: obviously youre not?
[02:26] flourescentdream@mac.com: if you dont want the services then good bye
[02:26] jerkitforjesus: cause you wouldnt be talking to me
[02:27] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir if you continue to message me i will block you from mac services
[02:27] jerkitforjesus: ohhhhhhhhhhhh no
[02:27] jerkitforjesus: dont do that@
[02:27] jerkitforjesus: !
[02:27] jerkitforjesus: !!!
[02:27] jerkitforjesus: block me from your shitty services THAT I DIDNT WANT AND WERE SOLICITED
[02:28] jerkitforjesus: fuck you. fo real. get off my block rookie
[02:28] jerkitforjesus: you get shot for less from round here
[02:35] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir we have reported you
[02:35] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir we have reported you
[02:35] jerkitforjesus: ohhhhhhhhhhh no
[02:35] jerkitforjesus: dont do that!
[02:36] jerkitforjesus: omg omg
[02:36] jerkitforjesus: pleaSE
[02:36] jerkitforjesus: what am i going to do with my life
[02:36] flourescentdream@mac.com: you're banned
[02:36] flourescentdream@mac.com: from mac
[02:37] jerkitforjesus: oh.no.
[02:37] jerkitforjesus: what does that entitle me to?
[02:37] flourescentdream@mac.com: if you continue to harrass us we will notify the police
[02:37] jerkitforjesus: nigga, you harassed me
[02:37] jerkitforjesus: by iming me in the first place
[02:37] jerkitforjesus: hope you got a log on your aim app cause i do
[02:38] flourescentdream@mac.com: of course we do
[02:38] jerkitforjesus: lets drop a dime and see what happens
[02:38] flourescentdream@mac.com: there is no need to use that language
[02:38] flourescentdream@mac.com: and make threats
[02:38] flourescentdream@mac.com: good bye
[02:38] jerkitforjesus: what threats
[02:38] jerkitforjesus: i havent threatened anything
[02:38] jerkitforjesus: not even your liberty as a SPAMMER
[02:41] flourescentdream@mac.com: we have a police officer wathcing in on this messaging so be carful of what you type
[02:41] jerkitforjesus: ill hope so
[02:41] jerkitforjesus: hey officer
[02:41] jerkitforjesus: these guys IMed me trying to propsition me for underage sexual acts!
[02:41] jerkitforjesus: please help!
[02:41] flourescentdream@mac.com: please do not address him
[02:41] jerkitforjesus: HELP!
[02:41] jerkitforjesus: im calling the cops
[02:42] jerkitforjesus: i no longer feel safe
[02:42] jerkitforjesus: what is your address
[02:42] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir there is an officer present
[02:42] jerkitforjesus: OFFICER
[02:43] jerkitforjesus: PLEASE CONTACT THE UTICA POLICE OFFICE
[02:43] jerkitforjesus: I DO NOT FEEL SAFE
[02:43] jerkitforjesus: THESE PEOPLE ARE HARASSING ME
[02:44] jerkitforjesus: yea, you enter that text
[02:44] jerkitforjesus: what you got to say now
[02:44] jerkitforjesus: that a officer is present
[02:45] flourescentdream@mac.com: the officer says if you continue to play games he will hold you in contemp for fraud and abusing internet services including ©AIM
[02:46] jerkitforjesus: too bad i have a degree in WAN security and protocol
[02:46] jerkitforjesus: and that holds no grounds
[02:46] jerkitforjesus: considering youre harasing me
[02:47] jerkitforjesus: what does your officer have to say now
[02:47] flourescentdream@mac.com: we are not harassing you
[02:47] jerkitforjesus: you been harassing me since you decieded to IM me 30 min ago!
[02:47] flourescentdream@mac.com: but you continued to converse with us
[02:47] flourescentdream@mac.com: you could have declines
[02:47] flourescentdream@mac.com: we were simply offereing our servies
we were simply offereing our servies
[02:47] jerkitforjesus: but its more fun
[02:47] jerkitforjesus: this way
[02:48] jerkitforjesus: plus
[02:48] jerkitforjesus: i could prob sue your ass after this is all done
[02:48] flourescentdream@mac.com: alright sir this is officer burgess
[02:49] flourescentdream@mac.com: what is your full name and DOB
[02:49] jerkitforjesus: hell yes!
[02:49] jerkitforjesus: burgess!
[02:49] jerkitforjesus: dude
[02:49] jerkitforjesus: i know you
[02:49] jerkitforjesus: i went to high school with you
[02:50] jerkitforjesus: man
[02:50] jerkitforjesus: these niggas been fucking with me for the past half hour
[02:50] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir whats your name and DOB
[02:50] jerkitforjesus: ok ok
[02:50] jerkitforjesus: you got me
[02:50] jerkitforjesus: ok name is
[02:50] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir...
[02:50] jerkitforjesus: jesus, jerk itfor born 0.0.00
[02:50] flourescentdream@mac.com: dont make me ask you again
[02:51] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir im going to ask you this once more and if you dont give me a straight answer we will run your IP address
[02:51] flourescentdream@mac.com: so for the last time name and DOB
[02:53] jerkitforjesus: is it really
[02:53] jerkitforjesus: oh man
[02:53] jerkitforjesus: ok
[02:53] jerkitforjesus: im sorry
[02:53] jerkitforjesus: just dont tell my mom and day
[02:54] flourescentdream@mac.com: day?
[02:54] flourescentdream@mac.com: sir are you intoxicated?
[02:54] jerkitforjesus: shit, im high on life...what kinda sack you got boy
[02:54] jerkitforjesus: what up on that rick
[02:54] jerkitforjesus: no hold on
[02:54] jerkitforjesus: let me get some parents here
[02:54] jerkitforjesus: ill go wake them up
[02:55] jerkitforjesus: ok officer?
[02:57] jerkitforjesus: OK SO WHATS THE PROBLEM HERE officer
[02:57] jerkitforjesus: THIS IS MR JERK
[02:58] jerkitforjesus: YOU JUST WOKE ME UP MOTHERFUCKER
[02:58] jerkitforjesus: YOU BEST HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
[02:59] *** "flourescentdream@mac.com" signed off at Sun Nov 06 02:59:26 2005.
ask you skanks: hi officer how are you
flourescentdream@mac.com: no time
ask you skanks: i want your services
flourescentdream@mac.com: sir please leave us alone
ask you skanks: im not a sir
flourescentdream@mac.com: ma'am
ask you skanks: ill sue you for discrimination
flourescentdream@mac.com: ma'm we are very sorry have a nice night
ask you skanks: yeah sure
flourescentdream@mac.com: ma'am we are dealing with someone
flourescentdream@mac.com: get the services later
ask you skanks: FUCK THAT I WANT THEM NOW
ask you skanks: what kind of company are you if you dont give me my services when i want them
flourescentdream@mac.com: ma'am calm down before you get yourself into trouble
ask you skanks: stop acting like a tight ass and stop calling me ma'am we all know you're not a fucking officer
flourescentdream@mac.com: im officer burgess
ask you skanks: o ok and could i get your badge number please
ask you skanks: ?
ask you skanks: "officer"
flourescentdream@mac.com: hold on
ask you skanks: well if i ask you are liable to tell me right
flourescentdream@mac.com: yes hold on ma'am
flourescentdream@mac.com signed off at 2:05:56 AM.
pwnd. ha.