three inches long, two little balls

[daysleeper84]

so you can show catscans of testicles on television. kinda turned me on. just kidding. actually it was kinda funny. can you imagine being the guy? i know if my testicles were on the television i would use it as a jumping off to further my porn career.

"did you watch the 7 o clock news? yeah those were my testicles."

boom, job. yeah awesome. all because of the news.