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i'm reading my past journal entries..and let me just point out a few examples of the fine crack that i was on:
-Being an all-outer, I am prepared for anything. Thats just the way it goes. Also, I own The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook.
-Favorite type of sideshow circus freak: The bearded lady. Or the little midget pony whos nuts drag on the ground. Man. That's some funny shit.
-What is the strangest hallucination you've ever had? Oh my. I've had some interesting ones. The strangest, I guess was when I was driving in my car and saw a pterodactyl flying over a hill. The scary thing was that I was sober.
-I'm such a fucking winner. I swear to god. See..theres usually this trash can to the left of my computer desk...I just throw things into it without looking..so I just threw this cup that still had orange juice in it to my left...the trash can wasn't there. So I just like..threw orange juice everywhere. I know you wish you were as cool as me. You so do. Don't lie.
-I think I need sleep. I put ora-gel and cat lube on a rolly poly bug.
-Man, oh man...do I have a fun filled night planned..kicking it all scrub styles in my peejays...reading the Harry Potter books...doing laundry. I should really calm down. This wild lifestyle just gets to be overwhelming sometimes. I'm a partay animal. I get down with my bad self. And with Harry Potter. Dude, if I was 11 I'd be all over him. Him and his magical powers.
-I had an incredible urge to go feed the ducks at the lake yesterday. The only problem is, there is no lake with ducks around here. I should go to the border and like, feed the immigrants bread crumbs. They'd appreciate that, I bet.
anyway. enough random crack. i'm a gem.
-Being an all-outer, I am prepared for anything. Thats just the way it goes. Also, I own The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook.
-Favorite type of sideshow circus freak: The bearded lady. Or the little midget pony whos nuts drag on the ground. Man. That's some funny shit.
-What is the strangest hallucination you've ever had? Oh my. I've had some interesting ones. The strangest, I guess was when I was driving in my car and saw a pterodactyl flying over a hill. The scary thing was that I was sober.
-I'm such a fucking winner. I swear to god. See..theres usually this trash can to the left of my computer desk...I just throw things into it without looking..so I just threw this cup that still had orange juice in it to my left...the trash can wasn't there. So I just like..threw orange juice everywhere. I know you wish you were as cool as me. You so do. Don't lie.
-I think I need sleep. I put ora-gel and cat lube on a rolly poly bug.
-Man, oh man...do I have a fun filled night planned..kicking it all scrub styles in my peejays...reading the Harry Potter books...doing laundry. I should really calm down. This wild lifestyle just gets to be overwhelming sometimes. I'm a partay animal. I get down with my bad self. And with Harry Potter. Dude, if I was 11 I'd be all over him. Him and his magical powers.
-I had an incredible urge to go feed the ducks at the lake yesterday. The only problem is, there is no lake with ducks around here. I should go to the border and like, feed the immigrants bread crumbs. They'd appreciate that, I bet.
anyway. enough random crack. i'm a gem.