look ma, I'm a writer!
I write like
Stephen King
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!
I decided to test multiple samples from my lj. I got Stephen King 3 times, Chuck Palahniuk and Douglas Adams once each. I find this terribly amusing because I greatly enjoy all 3 writers (King and Adams being two of my most favoritist favorites, and Palahniuk being the author of the book that created my favorite movie). I think I got Stephen King a lot, though, because I use so many freaking parentheses. What can I say, I have lots of parenthetical thoughts!