So I greatly enjoyed the "um, those are last season's Tory Burch flats" dig, because seriously, I hate those shoes and all their awful knockoff spawn. Actually, most just their ugly, awful knockoff spawn. *RAGES*
Oh, but wait? A show was on? RIGHT.
So I am TOTALLY willing to
share the credit for Marcus/His Stepmom The Older Dutchess with
sloanesomething. OH MY GOD, I SQUEALED WITH DELIGHT.
In conclusion, WE THINK YOU'RE A JOKE, DAN HUMPHREY, SO SHOVE YOUR HOPE WHERE IT DON'T SHINE. Perfect use of Santogold, show.
Preview: YES. I HAVE MISSED THE SERENA/BLAIR GIRLFIGHTING SINCERELY.