"We're ruling out a couple, then?"

[daygloparker]

I Will Brainwash You Via YT #2: Wire in the Blood - Part 2

In which Carol and Tony are "profiling" "their killer," which is just a metaphor for: very nearly have sex all over the floor and a whole bunch of graphic crime scene photographs.

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(How do they get to this level of dysfunction so quickly? STILL THE FIRST SEASON.)

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[ofadoration]

STOP TRYING TO KILL ME, IT ISN'T GOING TO WORK.

(Why is there no smut for these two? I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY NEVER DID IT.)

[daygloparker]

I'M SORRY, I'M REALLY NOT. I AM CELEBRATING THEM. I AM CELEBRATING HOW AWESOME THEY ARE AND HOW DUMB I WAS NOT TO DO THIS SIX MONTHS WHEN I FELL IN THE LOVE THE FIRST TIME.

(*ahem* There, uh, might be a possibility that could be remedied sometime in the near future.)

[ofadoration]

(Eeeeexcellent.)

ALSO: apparently in the original draft for that episode they WERE supposed to kiss, but Robson Green veto'ed it. IHU ROBSON.

[daygloparker]

UGH. ROBSON, YOU IDIOT.

[delgaserasca]

He so KNOWS that she's with Lawyer Bloke when he calls, haha. Smash. Ing.

Oh guys. It could have been BEAUTIFUL.

("OK then, what about between us?" Again: OH, CAROL. Centimetres between their faces. Centimetres!)

By the by, I completely APPROVE of this YT-'spam'. Encore, girl, encore!

[daygloparker]

Oh, Tony is so hip to Carol's game by this point - honestly, he'd be a crap shrink if he couldn't recognize that there is a part of her that's using him just like she uses SPENCER THE LAWYER. I haaaaaaave to believe that's why he essentially turns down her invitation to HAVE A SEXY TIME ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND THE PHOTOS.

(Which is to say: their relationship was totally something So Much More by the end of Season 3 - not, okay, not ~*true love*~ but a definite real and solid bond between two people. It's just that here, they're wholly in the physical lust stage. The "oh, I find you interesting in an intellectual way, but my need to also JUMP ALL OVER YOU is waaaaay stronger" stage.)

UGH. JUST. THEM.

[daygloparker]

1. I HAVE NOT POSTED THAT, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU MEAN. My thesis is primarily focused on ridiculous personal space violation and inappropriate uses of psychology.

2. SO I HAVE A THEORY AND IT GOES LIKE: NO WAY DID THEY NOT FUCK AT LEAST ONCE. PROBABLY BETWEEN SEASONS 1 AND 2. How else can you argue with your cop girlfriend yelling "that was traumatizing and FUCK YES I AM COMING OVER TONIGHT"?

[krazykitkat]

I'd forgotten how hot and heavy they were so early on...I need to rewatch.

And you must write and post fic!