Wednesday's annual open letter
Now featuring the lj-cut!
edit: aj! Read the cut portions of this entry. AND THEN THINK OF THAT CERTAIN CI EPISODE. Then come flailing at me, please.
Dear Law & Order,
Mike Cutter was in a rare form tonight, n'est-ce pas? A rare form of ARROGANT BRAVADO ASSHOLE LAWYER, a la Season 5 Jack McCoy. It was... I like.
I love how he'll do things like just say something or randomly pull a gun out of evidence locker - and you have no idea if he's just blatantly lying about shit. Like, I don't actually trust what Cutter says in scenes without Connie or Jack or one of the detectives. I LITERALLY DON'T BELIEVE A WORD. Again: I love it.
edit: OLIVET AND MIKE LOGAN ACTUALLY HAD SEX
ACCORDING TO THIS EPISODE
OMG YOU GUYS
*
Dear Preview For Next Week's Law & Order,
You don't have to tell me, MIKE IS TOTALLY CONNED INTO SLEEPING WITH SLEAZY GOSSIP REPORTER, ISN'T HE
ISN'T HE. lolololololol, omg. This is totally happening. "She played me, Jack." YEAH, SHE PLAYED YOU UNTIL YOU WERE NAKED.
MIKE CUTTER, YOU ARE A WHORE
I really hope Connie gives you the "GOD, YOU ARE SO GULLIBLE" yet also secretly jealous eyes. Because that would make my life.
PS: JACK. MCCOY. GET YOURSELF OVER HERE SO WE CAN DISCUSS HOW HORRIBLE THAT WAS FOR LIZ.
Ooooouuuuuuuuuuuuch. Jack!? That was... wow. I mean, I completely agree with the whole gloves-off mentality, and I enjoyed seeing that it killed McCoy to give up the juice on Liz sleeping with a cop patient, BUT STILL. OUCH x100.
Let me do it again: OMG LIZ REALLY SLEPT WITH LOGAN, BACK IN THE DAY. That. Is. AMAZING.
(And? When Jack said, "There's more" and Mike brought up Olivet's past, it was like... "oh, yeah, no problem, I was totally already going to use that." MIKE CUTTER. Again with the asshole. I love you.)
edit: I HOPE YOU FEEL SAD THAT YOU DON'T WATCH THIS SHOW ANYMORE. I THINK YOU SHOULD REMEDY THAT NEXT WEEK. IT IS KEEN, I PROMISE.
edit: aj! Read the cut portions of this entry. AND THEN THINK OF THAT CERTAIN CI EPISODE. Then come flailing at me, please.
Dear Law & Order,
Mike Cutter was in a rare form tonight, n'est-ce pas? A rare form of ARROGANT BRAVADO ASSHOLE LAWYER, a la Season 5 Jack McCoy. It was... I like.
I love how he'll do things like just say something or randomly pull a gun out of evidence locker - and you have no idea if he's just blatantly lying about shit. Like, I don't actually trust what Cutter says in scenes without Connie or Jack or one of the detectives. I LITERALLY DON'T BELIEVE A WORD. Again: I love it.
edit: OLIVET AND MIKE LOGAN ACTUALLY HAD SEX
ACCORDING TO THIS EPISODE
OMG YOU GUYS
*
Dear Preview For Next Week's Law & Order,
You don't have to tell me, MIKE IS TOTALLY CONNED INTO SLEEPING WITH SLEAZY GOSSIP REPORTER, ISN'T HE
ISN'T HE. lolololololol, omg. This is totally happening. "She played me, Jack." YEAH, SHE PLAYED YOU UNTIL YOU WERE NAKED.
MIKE CUTTER, YOU ARE A WHORE
I really hope Connie gives you the "GOD, YOU ARE SO GULLIBLE" yet also secretly jealous eyes. Because that would make my life.
PS: JACK. MCCOY. GET YOURSELF OVER HERE SO WE CAN DISCUSS HOW HORRIBLE THAT WAS FOR LIZ.
Ooooouuuuuuuuuuuuch. Jack!? That was... wow. I mean, I completely agree with the whole gloves-off mentality, and I enjoyed seeing that it killed McCoy to give up the juice on Liz sleeping with a cop patient, BUT STILL. OUCH x100.
Let me do it again: OMG LIZ REALLY SLEPT WITH LOGAN, BACK IN THE DAY. That. Is. AMAZING.
(And? When Jack said, "There's more" and Mike brought up Olivet's past, it was like... "oh, yeah, no problem, I was totally already going to use that." MIKE CUTTER. Again with the asshole. I love you.)
edit: I HOPE YOU FEEL SAD THAT YOU DON'T WATCH THIS SHOW ANYMORE. I THINK YOU SHOULD REMEDY THAT NEXT WEEK. IT IS KEEN, I PROMISE.