just two days of classes and i'm pooped
Something to do instead of writing my 10-minute thesis presentation, from eolivet:
SIX SHIPS THAT I LIKE
1. asjhfkajshkajshdk MOM/DAD, AKA ADAMA/ROSLIN (BSG)
2. Janeway/Chakotay (Voyager) -- way way wayyyyyyyyyyyyyback machine ship!
3. Miss Parker/Jarod (Pretender) -- akhfkjshfajshfajfh
4. Jim/Pam (The Office) -- YES YES YES STILL
5. KATE/JACK. FROM LOST. YES, STILL.
6. Elliot/Olivia (SVU)
THREE SHIPS THAT I HAVE GIVEN UP
7. Kara/Lee (BSG) -- :( :( :(
8. Jack/Samantha (Without a Trace)
9. ...........Sheppard/Weir ('Lantis) -- :( :( :( :(
THREE SHIPS THAT I HAVE NEVER LIKED
10. Grissom/Sara (CSI)
11. Sheppard/McKay ('Lantis)
12. Kate/Sawyer (Lost) -- ......ish
TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST
13. Ben/Juliet -- IT FEELS WRONG BUT IT FEELS RIGHT, TOO
14. JULIET/SAYID -- TRUST ME OK?
Now answer some fancy questions!
1) Why do you dislike #11 so much?
[Sheppard/McKay] Well, for one thing, I don't believe for a SECOND that they're gay for each other. Or gay. Period. So............ there's that.
2) Who is someone you know that ships #13?
[Ben/Juliet] eolivet DOES AND I THINK MYSELF AND permissionslip SQUEALED ABOUT IT MOMENTARILY LAST WEEK. SO.
3) What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
[Miss Parker/Jarod] afhajsgfjhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OKAY. Parker and Jarod on the run from the Centre.... together. And they're holed up in their hideout with some plucky sidekick that knows Jarod. And they're trying to interrogate this guy who doesn't speak English, and they can't figure out if he knows Russian, Chinese, or something really obscure, so the two of them take turns talking to him in different languages. And the plucky sidekick goes "OK WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE"
4) Which is your favorite episode for #1? Try to pick just one.
[Adama/Roslin] That would be the part when they got high together and cuddled in the outdoors. omggggggg I CAN'T BELIEVE I TYPED THAT AND IT LOOKS RIDICULOUS AND IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. Actually, wait-- that's totally cheating, because it's NOT my favorite moment. My fave is in "Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down," when Roslin is inexplicably invited to the Tigh-Ellen-Lee-Adama dinner party (why??) and then stays to clean up/do the dishes. D'AWW MOM AND DAD. Edit: I totally didn't actually read this question. EPISODE, FAVORITE EPISODE. "Tigh Me Up..." obvi, then, because they are distrusting and they think the other is a Cylon, but Dad still invites her to dinner to meet Ellen (again, why????) and there's that part in CIC where he says "If I'm a Cylon, then we're both screwed" AND SHE GIGGLES NERVOUSLY.
5) How long have you been following couple #6?
[Elliot/Olivia] I don't know. Probably since the first season. I actually have no clear recollection of when I started mentally insisting that they should get it on. Although I do remember being super excited when he drank her orange juice.
6) What's the story with #8? What made you stop liking them/caring?
[Jack/Samantha (WaT)] Um, she started sleeping with Martin? I'm fickle. Of course, then I realized that the show wasn't nearly as innovative as it used to be, and therefore stopped caring altogether.
7) Which ship do you prefer - #2 or #4?
[Janeway/Chakotay or Jim/Pam] Okay, that's not even FAIR, because they aren't even in the same LEAGUE. I would have to say............. Jim/Pam. One, because they're a ship for the 21st century -- literally. Second, neither actor makes me want to stab my eyes out. SO YOU KNOW. And then there's that way -- well, JIM AND PAM HAVE ALREADY MADE OUT. AND I'D BET GOOD CASH THAT WE'LL PROBABLY SEE THEM DO IT AGAIN AT SOME POINT. SO.
8) You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
I vote #12, Kate/Sawyer, because I no longer watch - and therefore care about - #10's show, CSI (Grissom/Sara). ALTHOUGH, HAVING WATCHED LAST NIGHT'S EP, I suspect Kate/Sawyer won't be long for this world -- at least, not in a lovey dovey gross way. aaaaaaaangstycakes
9) What interests you about #14?
[Juliet/Sayid] AHAHAHAHAHA. I love how, when Sayid stares intently at someone/something, it's REALLY HARD TO TELL the difference between "I want to rip you to shreds and murder you hardcore because I hate you" and "I want to rip off your clothes and screw you lots." I choose to believe that, on the basis of A SINGLE SCENE, Sayid and Juliet could have lots of angsty sex. Maybe she could drug him. I DON'T KNOW. Go wild
10) When did you stop liking #7?
[Kara/Lee] It's not that I dislike infidelity on tv. I think, sure, fine, it happens, IT COULD BE HOT (HI ELLIOT AND OLIVIA). It's just.... Lee whined too much. Like a lot. It was hella annoying. HOWEVER, I am within my rights to be totally change my opinion in 2008, if she comes back really alive and they have angsty prophetic sex of some kind.
11) Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the show?
[Sheppard/Weir] There's no more 'Lantis for a while. WE'LL SEE. However, I'm content to stay on for The Ronon and Teyla Hot Show, SO SO SO.
12) What's a song that reminds you of #5?
[Kate/Jack] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TERRIBLE SONG FIC. "Spectacular Views" by Rilo Kiley, although really, that's kinda Lost in general. I don't know, I never really gave it much thought (lie: I probably so did at some point, I just forget).
13) Which of these ships do you love the most?
UMMMMmmmmmm.... Adama & Roslin. They are the next evolution of Janeway/Chakotay and Sheppard/Weir, except they're awesomer. And Mom and Dad. Like I still remember when I knew nothing about BSG and accidentally watched a SciFi special about the show, and there was a clip of them and I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MARRIED. And I was all "AWW! HE RUNS THE SHIP. AND THEY'RE MARRIED. THEY'RE LIKE PARENTS" so imagine my surprise when I finally caved, saw the mini, and discovered they didn't even know each other. !!!!!!!!!! ajshbajsdha HI.
14) Which do you dislike the most?
Sheppard/McKay. Just... because.... I DON'T GET IT, I JUST DON'T GET IT. I TOTALLY DON'T SEE THE GAY.
15) If you could have any of these two pairings double date, who would it be? (even better if they're from different shows)
Jim/Pam and Elliot/Olivia, so they could discuss unusual coworkers (Dwight and Munch), office romances, and then after those ten minutes it would be hella awkward. And then Elliot's ex-wife would call, and so would Roy, and that would be AMAAAAAAZZIIINNNGGGGG.
16) Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if you'd like.
[Janeway/Chakotay] NO, MOTHERFUCKERS, THEY NEVER DID. Unless you count mouth-to-mouth during CPR.
17) Did #4 have a happy ending? If the show hasn't ended yet, do you think a happy ending is likely?
[Jim/Pam] I feel like Jim and Pam not having a happy ending is like murdering a whole basket of puppies: THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT, YO.
18) What would make you start shipping #14?
[Juliet/Sayid] If they ever had another conversation.
19) If only one could happen, which would you prefer - #2 or #6?
[Janeway/Chakotay or Elliot/Olivia] akjhfakjfhajsfhk I CAN'T CHOOSE, I CAN'T CHOOSE. I'm pretty sure post-series novels make J/C kinda sorta winkwink nudgenudge canon, SO Elliot/Olivia
20) You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
[Grissom/Sara] I already read those spoilers. WHY YES I DO READ SPOILERS FOR SHOWS THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN IN SEVERAL YEARS
CHRIST
WHY AM I INSANE
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OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG TRAILER FOR THE GOLDEN AGE, SEQUEL TO ELIZABETH!!!!
I AM SO EXCITED
SIX SHIPS THAT I LIKE
1. asjhfkajshkajshdk MOM/DAD, AKA ADAMA/ROSLIN (BSG)
2. Janeway/Chakotay (Voyager) -- way way wayyyyyyyyyyyyyback machine ship!
3. Miss Parker/Jarod (Pretender) -- akhfkjshfajshfajfh
4. Jim/Pam (The Office) -- YES YES YES STILL
5. KATE/JACK. FROM LOST. YES, STILL.
6. Elliot/Olivia (SVU)
THREE SHIPS THAT I HAVE GIVEN UP
7. Kara/Lee (BSG) -- :( :( :(
8. Jack/Samantha (Without a Trace)
9. ...........Sheppard/Weir ('Lantis) -- :( :( :( :(
THREE SHIPS THAT I HAVE NEVER LIKED
10. Grissom/Sara (CSI)
11. Sheppard/McKay ('Lantis)
12. Kate/Sawyer (Lost) -- ......ish
TWO SHIPS THAT HAVE PIQUED MY INTEREST
13. Ben/Juliet -- IT FEELS WRONG BUT IT FEELS RIGHT, TOO
14. JULIET/SAYID -- TRUST ME OK?
Now answer some fancy questions!
1) Why do you dislike #11 so much?
[Sheppard/McKay] Well, for one thing, I don't believe for a SECOND that they're gay for each other. Or gay. Period. So............ there's that.
2) Who is someone you know that ships #13?
[Ben/Juliet] eolivet DOES AND I THINK MYSELF AND permissionslip SQUEALED ABOUT IT MOMENTARILY LAST WEEK. SO.
3) What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
[Miss Parker/Jarod] afhajsgfjhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OKAY. Parker and Jarod on the run from the Centre.... together. And they're holed up in their hideout with some plucky sidekick that knows Jarod. And they're trying to interrogate this guy who doesn't speak English, and they can't figure out if he knows Russian, Chinese, or something really obscure, so the two of them take turns talking to him in different languages. And the plucky sidekick goes "OK WHO THE HELL ARE YOU PEOPLE"
4) Which is your favorite episode for #1? Try to pick just one.
[Adama/Roslin] That would be the part when they got high together and cuddled in the outdoors. omggggggg I CAN'T BELIEVE I TYPED THAT AND IT LOOKS RIDICULOUS AND IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. Actually, wait-- that's totally cheating, because it's NOT my favorite moment. My fave is in "Tigh Me Up, Tigh Me Down," when Roslin is inexplicably invited to the Tigh-Ellen-Lee-Adama dinner party (why??) and then stays to clean up/do the dishes. D'AWW MOM AND DAD. Edit: I totally didn't actually read this question. EPISODE, FAVORITE EPISODE. "Tigh Me Up..." obvi, then, because they are distrusting and they think the other is a Cylon, but Dad still invites her to dinner to meet Ellen (again, why????) and there's that part in CIC where he says "If I'm a Cylon, then we're both screwed" AND SHE GIGGLES NERVOUSLY.
5) How long have you been following couple #6?
[Elliot/Olivia] I don't know. Probably since the first season. I actually have no clear recollection of when I started mentally insisting that they should get it on. Although I do remember being super excited when he drank her orange juice.
6) What's the story with #8? What made you stop liking them/caring?
[Jack/Samantha (WaT)] Um, she started sleeping with Martin? I'm fickle. Of course, then I realized that the show wasn't nearly as innovative as it used to be, and therefore stopped caring altogether.
7) Which ship do you prefer - #2 or #4?
[Janeway/Chakotay or Jim/Pam] Okay, that's not even FAIR, because they aren't even in the same LEAGUE. I would have to say............. Jim/Pam. One, because they're a ship for the 21st century -- literally. Second, neither actor makes me want to stab my eyes out. SO YOU KNOW. And then there's that way -- well, JIM AND PAM HAVE ALREADY MADE OUT. AND I'D BET GOOD CASH THAT WE'LL PROBABLY SEE THEM DO IT AGAIN AT SOME POINT. SO.
8) You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.
I vote #12, Kate/Sawyer, because I no longer watch - and therefore care about - #10's show, CSI (Grissom/Sara). ALTHOUGH, HAVING WATCHED LAST NIGHT'S EP, I suspect Kate/Sawyer won't be long for this world -- at least, not in a lovey dovey gross way. aaaaaaaangstycakes
9) What interests you about #14?
[Juliet/Sayid] AHAHAHAHAHA. I love how, when Sayid stares intently at someone/something, it's REALLY HARD TO TELL the difference between "I want to rip you to shreds and murder you hardcore because I hate you" and "I want to rip off your clothes and screw you lots." I choose to believe that, on the basis of A SINGLE SCENE, Sayid and Juliet could have lots of angsty sex. Maybe she could drug him. I DON'T KNOW. Go wild
10) When did you stop liking #7?
[Kara/Lee] It's not that I dislike infidelity on tv. I think, sure, fine, it happens, IT COULD BE HOT (HI ELLIOT AND OLIVIA). It's just.... Lee whined too much. Like a lot. It was hella annoying. HOWEVER, I am within my rights to be totally change my opinion in 2008, if she comes back really alive and they have angsty prophetic sex of some kind.
11) Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the show?
[Sheppard/Weir] There's no more 'Lantis for a while. WE'LL SEE. However, I'm content to stay on for The Ronon and Teyla Hot Show, SO SO SO.
12) What's a song that reminds you of #5?
[Kate/Jack] AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TERRIBLE SONG FIC. "Spectacular Views" by Rilo Kiley, although really, that's kinda Lost in general. I don't know, I never really gave it much thought (lie: I probably so did at some point, I just forget).
13) Which of these ships do you love the most?
UMMMMmmmmmm.... Adama & Roslin. They are the next evolution of Janeway/Chakotay and Sheppard/Weir, except they're awesomer. And Mom and Dad. Like I still remember when I knew nothing about BSG and accidentally watched a SciFi special about the show, and there was a clip of them and I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MARRIED. And I was all "AWW! HE RUNS THE SHIP. AND THEY'RE MARRIED. THEY'RE LIKE PARENTS" so imagine my surprise when I finally caved, saw the mini, and discovered they didn't even know each other. !!!!!!!!!! ajshbajsdha HI.
14) Which do you dislike the most?
Sheppard/McKay. Just... because.... I DON'T GET IT, I JUST DON'T GET IT. I TOTALLY DON'T SEE THE GAY.
15) If you could have any of these two pairings double date, who would it be? (even better if they're from different shows)
Jim/Pam and Elliot/Olivia, so they could discuss unusual coworkers (Dwight and Munch), office romances, and then after those ten minutes it would be hella awkward. And then Elliot's ex-wife would call, and so would Roy, and that would be AMAAAAAAZZIIINNNGGGGG.
16) Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if you'd like.
[Janeway/Chakotay] NO, MOTHERFUCKERS, THEY NEVER DID. Unless you count mouth-to-mouth during CPR.
17) Did #4 have a happy ending? If the show hasn't ended yet, do you think a happy ending is likely?
[Jim/Pam] I feel like Jim and Pam not having a happy ending is like murdering a whole basket of puppies: THAT JUST AIN'T RIGHT, YO.
18) What would make you start shipping #14?
[Juliet/Sayid] If they ever had another conversation.
19) If only one could happen, which would you prefer - #2 or #6?
[Janeway/Chakotay or Elliot/Olivia] akjhfakjfhajsfhk I CAN'T CHOOSE, I CAN'T CHOOSE. I'm pretty sure post-series novels make J/C kinda sorta winkwink nudgenudge canon, SO Elliot/Olivia
20) You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
[Grissom/Sara] I already read those spoilers. WHY YES I DO READ SPOILERS FOR SHOWS THAT I HAVEN'T SEEN IN SEVERAL YEARS
CHRIST
WHY AM I INSANE
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OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG TRAILER FOR THE GOLDEN AGE, SEQUEL TO ELIZABETH!!!!
I AM SO EXCITED