I'll take a bit of time travel with a bit of crack on the side? THANKS LOTS.
Doctor Who: Love and Monsters
BASICALLY THE EPISODE ENDS WITH ELTON IMPLYING THAT HE GETS BLOWJOBS FROM HIS TILE-SHAPED FACE-ONLY GIRLFRIEND. JESUS GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FAMILY SHOW.
omg. YOU. GUYS.
!!!!!
That was... that was crack. Sheer crack. Right down to them forming a band named "Linda" (LYNDA WITH A Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) in the basement (AND, if they moved to Montreal, they'd be a hit on the indie circuit. SO SERIOUSLY). I really liked that the Doctor and Rose were only in this for 3.5 seconds and it didn't turn out that Elton was in fact the love child of Rose and the Doctor that the Doctor had later depoisted in the past so He Could Grow Up Normal And With Two Hearts. (No, really, that's where my head was at for a while! I... I have been reading a bit too much Philip Dick lately??!)
And, and, Moaning Myrtle! It's really unfortunate that that was in fact the actress' real voice in the Harry Potter movie, though, because... God. It got better when she yelled, however, which is sort of odd because isn't it usually the opposite? Heh.
Elton's mom looked like Jackie a lot, like a lot a lot, and that's GROSS. Yes, way grosser to think about than, like, getting a blobjob from a stone.
JACKIE!!! JACKIE MISSES MICKEY. HOLY GOD, THEY MENTIONED MICKEY AGAIN.
In conclusion, Elton = RTD Marty Sue. But I don't carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre.
(I think my username will be "ELTON, FETCH A SPADE" because that made me LOL for reals and... yeah.)
BASICALLY THE EPISODE ENDS WITH ELTON IMPLYING THAT HE GETS BLOWJOBS FROM HIS TILE-SHAPED FACE-ONLY GIRLFRIEND. JESUS GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FAMILY SHOW.
omg. YOU. GUYS.
!!!!!
That was... that was crack. Sheer crack. Right down to them forming a band named "Linda" (LYNDA WITH A Y!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) in the basement (AND, if they moved to Montreal, they'd be a hit on the indie circuit. SO SERIOUSLY). I really liked that the Doctor and Rose were only in this for 3.5 seconds and it didn't turn out that Elton was in fact the love child of Rose and the Doctor that the Doctor had later depoisted in the past so He Could Grow Up Normal And With Two Hearts. (No, really, that's where my head was at for a while! I... I have been reading a bit too much Philip Dick lately??!)
And, and, Moaning Myrtle! It's really unfortunate that that was in fact the actress' real voice in the Harry Potter movie, though, because... God. It got better when she yelled, however, which is sort of odd because isn't it usually the opposite? Heh.
Elton's mom looked like Jackie a lot, like a lot a lot, and that's GROSS. Yes, way grosser to think about than, like, getting a blobjob from a stone.
JACKIE!!! JACKIE MISSES MICKEY. HOLY GOD, THEY MENTIONED MICKEY AGAIN.
In conclusion, Elton = RTD Marty Sue. But I don't carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre.
(I think my username will be "ELTON, FETCH A SPADE" because that made me LOL for reals and... yeah.)